Status Updates From Cancel All Our Vows

Now the hoetagonist is having some kind of hippie LSD hallucinations. Almost done, though. This may be his worst book ever - and that's saying a lot. I stuck to it because I was lured by some Domestic Squabble. Natch, with this jackass, they kiss and make up. They kiss for about three days running and JDM describes every minute of it - from 3 point of view. This guy should be tarred and feathered.

It'll soon be over with. I can't tell you how boring this is. JDM is truly one of the bigger frauds in history. Up there with The Beatles.

Zzzzzz.

A good solid Domestic Squabble (one of my favorite things) has brightened this piece of shit up a bit. I hope the don't patch things up with a chapter-long kiss.

I guess because summer is only 2 months is what makes these Yankees so crazy for swimming and water-skiing. But that doesn't mean you gotta yap about it non-stop. As for Love At First Sight and Ten Page Kisses - there's no excuse.

10 page description of some water-skiing. Idikotic.

Overdoes the utterly unrealistic Witty Banter again. His Witty Banter is always between the two Love At First Sight participants - the protagonist and the hoetagonist.

So far it looks like this whole book will be a Love at First Sight story. I may bail