Status Updates From More Fun with Dick and Shan...

Reading this is such a serotonin boost

Ngl it's getting repetitive but still fun so I'm holding out hope

I'm so invested in this relationship, especially with Gilli and Shane

I liked the first one, but this one is HILARIOUS. Shaz, thanks for the encouragement! Emotional bits still to come...

That figging incident has me in tears from laughing so much! Simultaneously one of the most hilarious, and one of the most disturbing things I've ever read. Not sure I'll be able to look at ginger for a while. :'D

WHACK! (Shane‟s hand making second contact with the seat of Dick‟s jeans).
Dick, theatrically clutching his arse: “I‟ve heard of spreading festive warmth, but this is ridiculous.”

Being in the same room with her [the cat] is like being under fire from a furry machinegun bullet.

"this houseboy‟s bottom accommodated many things, but internal jewellery was not one of them."

The secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning for something they can't or won't give.

Trust him to make an inconvenient January arrival into the world. I bet his mother wasn't expecting him until at least March. (It's no good crossing your legs, mother. I'm ready to arrive now, so just resign yourself)

There are some seriously good lines in this one.

So much is happening. Woweeee...

Dead laughing. Best digging scene EVER!!