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"The boy with nails in his eyes
put up his aluminum tree.
it looked pretty strange
beacuse he couldn't really see."
— Apr 12, 2026 05:38AM
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put up his aluminum tree.
it looked pretty strange
beacuse he couldn't really see."
Julian Hol
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There once was a morose melonhead,
who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.
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— Feb 17, 2026 02:13PM
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who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.
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