Status Updates From Never a Gentleman (Drake's ...

She hears him calling her a cripple and still wants to have sex with him?

Why are plain girls always tall?

Me at the heroine: 'I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you how Dare you!'

“All those things I saw you do to your mistress last night?” she said, trembling with the enormity of her audacity. “I want you to do them to me.”

book has been convincing me this woman is pregnant for like 20 pages which i absolutely loathe to read about but NOW book tells me she is in fact being poisoned. lets GO baby

the tropes in here are DELICIOUS — fake marriage but he's starting to feel things for her. one unfortunate thing is the editing which is horrible but the writing itself is?? good??? it's good.

the current topic of conversation is his horse that is ugly but fast and strong. if this is foreshadowing him finding Grace ugly but eventually succumbing to her charm im gonna scream. what a fucking delight i adore this

this man stands fully naked before the heroine that just spent a paragraph trying not to stare at his dick and the author tells me that he "cocked an eyebrow". this is exactly what i came here for

i am desperately craving something agonizingly cliché, horrendously pornographic, and i have also recently gotten back into my support-your-local-library mood. the first few pages already feature 1817 France with a single mention of Napoleon and also both parties that i assume are gonna get together by the end wake up naked in bed and start accusing the other of drugging them. this is incredible.