Status Updates From Modelland

This book is cuh-ray-zee dahling!!

I cannot believe the ex-circus acrobat father just called his daughter a "circus freak" and "nothing like him at all." Sir, those two statements are diametrically opposed??? How are you using your own profession as an insult???

I don’t know if I will finish this but I’m sort of really impressed by how unhinged this book is. It reads like the narrator is a fairy godmother who’s been huffing nitrous. “Can you survive Modelland?” feels like a threat.

In case you were wondering, Modelland has a brother school called Bestosterone

is this bad? absolutely. am i entertained? absolutely.