Status Updates From The Choice: Using Conscious...

Talking about how you, a white man, regularly go to a Black church and then go on to actively judge the spirituality and religious practices of the attendees is

A Choice I Guess

Mike you cannot tell me that your spiritual center is U2

That's hilarious

Yeah man anyone talking about a galactic underworld is antisemitic

He is fucking speedrunning pseudoscience at this point

Bro left vs right brain isn't real

I forgot the entire premise of this book is that astrology is real

Which it isn't

This dipshit heard that gravity is a weak force and fully misunderstood what that meant

"Energy is generated by spin"

And uh

What is spin generated by, Mike?

The person who corrected his grammar and word omission errors in my copy appears to have gotten more frustrated as the book went on lmao

This book is fascinating mainly bc I didn't know it was possible to be this fundamentally inaccurate about physics as a concept

Moon Guy is now just descending a symptom of hypothermia and being like “without this miraculous heat he likely would have died of hypothermia”

No Mike, Buddy, suddenly feeling warm is an extremely well documented symptom of hypothermia

Can we get an actual Mayan studies expert in here and not just Mike's gaggle of crazy people

So he believes in the moon landing but not climate change

This is the most fascinating man in the world

"I believe that the original orbit of the planet earth was 360 days not the current 365 days"

Based on what? Vibes???

Okay he's completely abandoned the pretense of physics at this point

This guy thinks he's some kind of super genius but he seems to actually be deeply stupid

Mike is weird bc he's just a far right weirdo but he had to be unnecessarily convoluted about it

Mike I think this is just creationism with more steps

I cannot emphasize enough how much Newton's Laws do continue to work if you rotate stuff.

“If you are confused right now, I don't blame you, but it only gets worse from here”

Mike buddy in the nicest way possible: you are the one who is confused

So the experiment he's referencing here that "shattered Newton's third law of motion"

Did not account for... momentum.

Yeah man the ball rotating at 27,000 RPM had more momentum than the ball that wasn't. That's still Newtonian mechanics

Scientific theories are not supported by how beautiful you think they are Michael. They are supported by evidence.

And you, dont fucking have any

Good gd he is so dumb

Okay
1. Who is Richard
2. What do you mean Richard thinks there aren't dinosaurs anymore because a planet Mike made up exploded and as such depleted the Life Energy of the solar system 😭😭😭

This is just a god of the gaps fallacy with more steps and less god

Diameter of the moon is 2159.1 miles not 2160 miles Mike

Also extremely funny that my used copy has a bunch of places where the previous owner fixed a bunch of places where Mike accidentally a word

Polygraphs are famously so inaccurate that they're inadmissible in court man

He is once again demonstrating that he doesn't know how cameras work

He's now saying physics is wrong on the basis that he does not understand it and when he completely misunderstands it, it doesn't make any sense

Moon guy wrote a self help book and on the first real page he heavily implies a collection of extant crises all fade out of existence

Buddy every crisis you listed still exists