Status Updates From The Blue Castle

Actually this book is hilarious and such a fun time and the English used makes unintentionally more funny just because of how language evolved. Like some of the uses of the word "queer" and "she pictured an island in Muskoka haunted by pussies" really got me but she was referring to cats. This book is intentionally really funny though.

“this is my favorite book ever!” i exclaim every time i turn the page. i can’t wait to reread it.

The book has mostly been how awful Valency life has been so far and about her family relationships. I really like how snarky she is. Its very humorous despite what has been happening.

Throwing that jar out the window and saying "I'm sick of the fragrance of dead things" goes way too hard. You go Valency.

"i wish," she said whimsically, "that i may have one little dust-pile before i die."

No quiero que se acabeeee 💔