Status Updates From Junie B. Jones and the Yuck...

"And I lifted my fruitcake way high in the air.
'This could kill you if I dropped it on your head, Lucille,' I said very straining."

"'BACK OFF, CLOWN!' I shouted.
Then Daddy closed his eyes. And Mother said the word oh my.
After that, me and Mother had a little talk. It was called---no screaming back off, clown. Only I never even heard of that rule before."

"Then Paulie Allen Puffer told about carnival food that he threw up, too.
Like a candy apple.
And caramel popcorn.
And a rubber band.
Except for that is not food. That is office supplies."

"Plus a mean boy named Jim called me the name of nutball.
I hate that guy."