Status Updates From Unas vacaciones de muerte

They get married the end….
There’s an Novella.
My killer roll by Tessa Bailey read more about Dante and Jude.


No thank you!

They get freaky in a church 🫤

Skipping lots of words, I don’t really know why I’m not that into it and just want to move on.

I do enjoy the banter in this book and the author‘s ability to write the dialogue.

“This is it. My chance to sneak out to the sex shop. I’m going to walk straight in and ask for the vibrator with the earthquake setting.“

😃

“Are we definitively ruling out the random buoy theory?“ Taylor.
“that was never a theory,“ Myles answers, chomping on his taco.

😊

Little cliché that an elementary school teacher wants to be punished in the bedroom. Isn’t it?

Sexy time are 🥵

Yep, kinking. Spanking and pain compliance.

🫤

“The little nosy school teacher wants it down and dirty. Walking out of that room after she admitted that to me? Hell. Pure, torturous Hell. Because down and dirty is the only way“

🥵 🍆

“That’s where the pigs comes in it seems I can’t have both on one hand. I’d like a man to make a good living and wants a family someday. On the other, I’d like to be man out every once in a while. Just thrown down and told whose boss. Is that too much to ask?“

🤯 is this about to get real frisky?