Status Updates From The Tale of the Body Thief ...

Right. Just gonna have to pretend THAT didn’t happen cos??? What was the actual purpose of that is this the point where Anne rice really started to loose the plot or?

when does the actual plot start???

“Eu saboreava encantado tanta beleza e elegância quando, de repente, compreendi que estava olhando para mim mesmo!”
Isso é muito Lestat mesmo

If a total stranger comes to you and says “let’s switch bodies so I can have your 200 year old vampire body with god level power and you can have this mortal body so you can go look at the sun again and I promise I’ll deffo switch us back in 24 hours but also you need to pay me 10 million” why the actual fuck would anyone think that’s a good idea? Lestat hun come on now.

Straight up having to google ‘when did David Talbot and Lestat become best friends’ cos honestly I have no clue

Had to come back to this to remind myself why I am the number 1 Lestat defender after the MESS that was IWTV season 3 🤢

(Been 2 years since I read the last book and I’m heavily relying on my own goodreads shit chatting to remember any of the plot lines so its time to once again share my every thought in an attempt to make sense of any of this. Block me if you don’t like it)