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chapter 5 the absolute beauty that u are

Confused but enjoying myself I think? Who’s Gretchen though?

And why has the spine of this book completely disintegrated as I’m reading. It’s no longer a book instead a stack of 400 pages that I’m desperately trying to keep in order

Right. Just gonna have to pretend THAT didn’t happen cos??? What was the actual purpose of that is this the point where Anne rice really started to loose the plot or?

when does the actual plot start???

“Eu saboreava encantado tanta beleza e elegância quando, de repente, compreendi que estava olhando para mim mesmo!”
Isso é muito Lestat mesmo

If a total stranger comes to you and says “let’s switch bodies so I can have your 200 year old vampire body with god level power and you can have this mortal body so you can go look at the sun again and I promise I’ll deffo switch us back in 24 hours but also you need to pay me 10 million” why the actual fuck would anyone think that’s a good idea? Lestat hun come on now.