Status Updates From The Orange Eats Creeps

I like how the writing community basically said that in order to have a vampire book they have to be super horny 24/7

I don’t think I’ve ever done this before, but I’m giving this book a rest. It seems like the author is talented, but it’s not for me. Planning to pick it up again for a second try on a rainy day. I was really hoping to like this one! No story, no plot, no hope. Just bleak, disjointed ideas and shock words.

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Seth and I sat on the low narrow couch at the rear of our trailer in the woods so long ago. The space heater in the corner sputtered bad breath out into the small room. I reached over and tickled the roof of his mouth with my index finger. He laughed and did the same to me. We were drunk. We fucked with my hands over his face.

You held me up while I slumped and my knees buckled. Stay here. I fought, passing out; my face fell from your grasp. All I remember from that strange night: crying coming crying coming crying coming, locked in a horrible embrace.

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To pass the time I dreamed up a make-believe coat of arms for myself consisting of a lichen-covered pepper tree flanked by mating deer.