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I love Albert and Ash

I like Albert. He reminds me of Julian Albert in The Flash ss3 :)

I'm so frustrated on Ash's behalf right now. Good better triumph over evil.

That went on for way too long. Hell, the whole fricken thing is taking a decade to read.

Someone may need to explain to me why this book is so highly rated?! I'm actually considering a DNF which totally isn't like me. But seriously...

Is it wrong that the only parts of this book that I'm finding truly engrossing are the chapters told from the POV of the serial killer? The guy's an utter nut job, but it's fascinating reading, in a disturbing kind of way.

The killer's POV is beyond disturbing.

Communication is non-existent to so many people. Most stuff would get squashed if one of you idiots would talk.

i like that there are so many conversations between Ash and the serial killer. that's interesting. i loved to read about Ricardo again. I liked him right away when i read about him the first time. It was good to read about a relaxed Albert who cares about Ricardo.

oh hell i wish Albert could say nice things for once but he seems to be too insecure and scared. so frustrating. i hope Ash won't lose his smile in the end. at least they located the serial killer. that's exciting.

oh no this book is torture. Apparently Albert tries to act like a human being but it's not enough.

more drama. xavier, i knew it. i don't want to read about albert's reaction when he finds out D:

so much drama. why can't Albert enjoy the relationship? he drives me insane :D the serial killer is losing control. he is so creepy.

Is this my first time reading fade-to-black sex-- or should I say sensual scenes? This is like nothing else I've ever read in my life, I'm so confused. Do I lack imagination to visualise intercourse or is it this book?

So yesterday I watched the new Orphan Black and they told Sarah:

Stop thinking about the why, start thinking about the who.

Dear narrator, don't take their advice. Please, damnit, start thinking about the why. I already know who.

Also, Ash, you are not a very good special agent. If fbi fires you, it's not them. It's you.

Woah. This purple prose right here...

Dear diary,
Yesterday I did forensic stuff until midnight, took a 2h nap, lost my virginity and went to sleep at 3:18. I'm having French toast for breakfast.
Yours,
Albert

Hmmm....Albert meets Rick...Hmmm....Their conversation lasts a bit too long for my taste...

I still don't know how to judge this book. Is it a masterpiece or something totally opposite? Hmmm.....

“You used to help me, Albert, you used to be the only thing keeping me sane. Now you’re one of the things driving me crazy. And you know me too well, you know just how to really hurt me.”

You're not the only one here who goes bananas with Albert! GRRRRRRRR!!!!

Am I the only one who thinks that Albert is a wild mixture of Toreth and Warrick together??!!

"We don't make each other very happy, do we?" Fletcher observed quietly.
Albert immediately retorted,
"Happiness was never my goal in life."

I'm between DNF or PUT ON HOLD.

I can't get into the story, and I don't feel any connection to the MCs.


It's somehow very sad, because I hoped a lot to like this one...

"In memoriam, John Garrett."