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Set Your Alarm!

This book is like less about the corpse found in the carnations and more about whose trying to steal the antique furniture 🤨

39% into this book and so far all we know is the dead woman’s name, occupation, and that she had a fight with her boyfriend before she died. Where’s the mystery? So far it’s been 15% of cleaning and antique appraisal.

This cleaning out the closet scene feels like the longest scene ever.

It’s so hilarious to me how Doreen keeps finding these bodies lol 🤣