Status Updates From Il custode del drago

I am enjoying this

The consummation is hard to read even from his POV. He’s so obviously gay😭😭😭 sucks all around

What woman wants to raise babies on a boat surrounded by dudes. He should’ve asked her before signing on for life 💀

‘I will keep myself, my body and my affections, my heart and my loyalty, solely to you.’ “As he repeated it, it seemed a redundancy to her, after all they had already promised to each other.” Oh Alise….he won’t be doing any of that.

Oh poor Alise…He’ll be drunk, soft, and he definitely won’t look at her

Oh poor Alise :/