Status Updates From Iliade

So Achilles wants everyone to fight the Trojans without eating or resting just bc his bestie got killed and surprisingly, Odysseus is the voice of reason. Who would've thought??

Book 11: Wounds

- okay, blood rain and more spears to nipples
- agamemnon deserves everything bad that happens to him idgaf
- SAME TO PARIS LMFAO OMG… using bow and arrow on the battlefield… ofc he is…
- priam has 1028361919 sons and they’re all dying
- nestor talks a lot and patrocles is 100000x sweeter than achilles :(
- boring fight scenes of the greeks losing

“At this, a black cloud of despair engulfed Achilles. With both hands he scooped up fistfuls of soot and dust and poured it on his head, and rubbed the dirt across his handsome face. Black ashes settled on his scented tunic. He stretched his whole long body in the dust and lay there. With both hands, he tore his hair.”

I mean who told Patroclus to wear Achilles's armor and go ham on the Trojans???

“Hector, what other Greek will scare you next? You even ran away from Menelaus, who used to be so soft and weak in war....”

Bro what are these insults lmao

Lots of beauty in the midst of battle and bloodshed.