Status Updates From Second Grave on the Left (C...

YOOOO whattup title reference?

He called her a WHAT?! Oh HELL FUCK NO.
Am I missing something? What silver screen star? I feel like that’s important context.
I really gotta stop juggling five books at once: details like these slip through the cracks.

“I was attacked the other night… you weren’t there.”
“Is that what you think?”
I blinked up at him in surprise. “You were?”
“Of course I was there. You were doing just fine by yourself.”
Bruh that sent me REELING. I literally reared back in shock.

“Well, I tried the sugar trick. You know, like you told me before, but his cat kept licking at it until it looked less like ‘Charley needs help’ and more like ‘Lil likes ass.’”
I have to appreciate the way this book can make me laugh even as the FMC is in a decidedly life-and-death situation.

“You’re about as helpful as a spoon in a knife fight.”
Roasted. I’m probably stealing that.

Charley asking her ghost friend who kidnapped her:
“Who is it?”
“It’s two white men.”
“What do they look like?”
“White men. You guys all look alike.”
😂

“I mean, you’re white and all” absolutely KILLED me 😂

Ummm 4 stars

Yay. This was fun. It was a bit boring at the beginning but it got better. Kinda hate the mysoginst themes tho

Nah. Mc shouldnt take that and forgive them. They all suck

Oh dame im crying ok.

Nah the stalker chick is crazy. I mean shower pics is actually non consent