Status Updates From Washington: A Life

Finally about to finish the tome, but I’m unimpressed by Washington. Lame-o. Got rich by the right rich people dying around him and inheriting everything. Lived constantly in debt. Was so tall and bland looking that he intimidated everyone while he chilaxed, led a new nation into liberty and chased his runaway slaves (good for Hercules and Judge). Never went to school. Martha was super lame too. Whatever.

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Washington choosing to relinquish his powers as Commander in Chief, is one of the most remarkable things I've ever seen in American history, let alone world history. The amount of self-control and humility Washington displayed is staggering. What a titan of a man, truly the American Cincinnatus.