Status Updates From Joseph and His Friend: A St...

not joseph getting swindled by finance bros...

"Then let me make the severest test at once: I shall have less courage if I delay. Can you comprehend the nature of a woman's trial, when her heart resists her duty?"
A deep blush overspread Lucy's face, but she forced herself to meet Mrs. Hopeton's gaze. The two women were silent a moment; then the latter threw her arms around Lucy's neck and kissed her."

HELLO ;!!! to hell with joseph i wanna know about THEM

Oh no..... the woman he married after knowing her for 5 minutes turns out to be with ulterior motives ...... wow...... joseph you dumbass

Sorprendentemente moderno, pensaba que sería mucho mas difícil de leer

"But, as they sped away from the city through the mellow October landscapes, Philip's earnest, dark gray eyes, warm with more than brotherly love, haunted his memory, and he knew that Philip's faithful thoughts followed him." what more is there 2 say...

holy shit: "this, Joseph! I can be nearer than a brother. I know that I am in your heart as you are in mine. [...] A man's perfect friendship is rarer than a woman's love, and most hearts are content with one or the other: not so with yours and mine! I read it in your eyes, when you opened them on my knee: I see it in your face now."
SO joseph's " friend" isnt gonna be elwood WHO's been nothing but jealous! omg woah

joseph and elwood better goddamn start making out soon or else im gonna LOSE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
what do you MEAN "Im a poor friend to you. I want to wish you joy, but i can't, not tonight. The way things are fixed in this world stumps me, out and out. Nothing fits as it ought, and if I didn't take my head in my own hands and hold it towards the light by main force, I'd only see blackness, and death, and hell."

joseph, his sexy farmboy bff and a gaggle of cool girls!!! love to see it