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listening to Harry talk relentlessly about his ‘todger’ has finally paid off now he’s finally started spilling the tea about Camilla . fuck that hoe

I’m too stupid for this book

I love unhinged women

“If I wasn’t disabled, the world would have been my oyster”

“I’d noticed soon after starting the job that whenever I got angry at the same things as everyone else, they all seemed happy.” god the hypocritical herd-like homogeny of the workplace!!!!! - I shouldn’t be reading this on a Sunday I’m feeling triggered already

more scurvy

learning lots about scurvy!

Listening to the audiobook and giggling every time the word ‘seaman’ is said bc I am a child