Blake Barton > Recent Status Updates

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late?”

“Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”

“Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat.”

“Almost every time someone gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.”

U-2200 “Gua” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Yeah if my son did that I’d send him back outside the damn wall

One of the worst books I’ve ever read. Will keep reading!

“All the most cruel words that a brutal man could say, he said to her in her imagination, and she could not forgive him for them, as though he had actually said them.