Blake Barton > Recent Status Updates

“I’m naming them after the Beatles. The British rock group.”

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you so much I hate this book it’s so awful I hate you I hate you I hate you

Andy Weir don’t write another book

Book version of lowering the rim and pretending you’re Lebron for hours.

Easily the whitest book ever written

Cut it out with the goddamn exclamation points

I’ve visualized putting a gun to the roof of my mouth every other page.

Mormon science fiction

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late?”

“Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”

“Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat.”

“Almost every time someone gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.”

U-2200 “Gua” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Yeah if my son did that I’d send him back outside the damn wall