Blake Barton > Recent Status Updates

“All writing slants the way a writer leans, and no man is born perpendicular, although many men are born upright.”

“I know, too, that on some not too distant night, somewhere in a pond or ditch or low place, a frog will awake, raise his voice high in praise, and be joined by others. I will feel a whole lot better when I hear the frogs.”

“Perhaps success in the future will depend partly on our ability to generate cheap power, but I think it will depend to a greater extent on our ability to resist a technological formula that is sterile: peas without pageantry, corn without coon, knowledge without wisdom, kitchens without a warm stove.”

dry handjob from an older woman 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“I’m naming them after the Beatles. The British rock group.”

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you so much I hate this book it’s so awful I hate you I hate you I hate you

Andy Weir don’t write another book

Book version of lowering the rim and pretending you’re Lebron for hours.

Easily the whitest book ever written

Cut it out with the goddamn exclamation points

I’ve visualized putting a gun to the roof of my mouth every other page.

Mormon science fiction

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late?”

“Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”

“Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat.”

“Almost every time someone gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.”

U-2200 “Gua” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.