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“shadows explode around us, immediately devouring every speck of light in a sea of endless black i instantly recognize as home.”

WE’RE SO BACK BABYYYY

i’m back babyyy

"jesus. you've been here for seven hours?"
"and it's bee season. so, i've risked my life just to talk to you."

boyyy, you would've hated season two of bridgerton

"are you interested in scottish history?"
"no. i'm interested in hunky scottish men getting it on with their heroines."

me 🤝🏼samantha young novels"

"are you interested in scottish history?"
"no. i'm interested in hunky scottish men getting it on with their heroines."

me 🤝🏼samantha young novels

"and right there in the other corner was the faded outline of my hand print i'd drawn for her. she'd held onto it all this time." 😭

we need a medical research on men and their sundress obsession

"and i don't remember your law degree coming with a medical license."
"then get a fucking epipen and stop whining."

river still has me wheezing

evelyn for your sake i hope you become a better person bc right now i want to throw you off a cliff

who the heck takes a record player on a vacation

"but when i get back to my desk, there's no ford to be seen. however, there is a tin takeout container of chicken wings with an array of sauces on the side. no drumsticks. all wings."

ahh a man after my own heart <33

"because i miss her, i do." i said, turning to face chloe. "but i miss you more."

i didn't want to cry today, but oh well 😭

"for the record, i didn't realize," he said. "but now that i know, i'll make sure to go nice and slow through those stretches. since they're our favorite."

ahhh don't you just love hockey warm-ups

oof.. this is not giving what it was supposed to give

“beg, Prim.” 🫠🫠🫠

“is that—is that a ghost?” i stood tall and let my gaze go unfocused as i looked over her head. “speak, apparition.”
LMAO i love their banter already

*insert king julian of madagascar* HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE

WHAT!! WHO??? this cannot be happening

THE BELT AND HER BULLET??? jesus take the wheel 🙂‍↕️

“but if you hurt her , i’ll bury your body under one of my construction sites, and no one will ever know.”

romance authors 🤝🏼 how to get away with murder

"grab the headboard." GOD i should've asked for an audio book

“it is fucking woo-woo. but it’s you.” 🥹

“that’ll be six hundred thirty-six dollars and thirteen cents.”
“jesus,” he muttered. “she really went to town.”

THIS IS BARBIE’S DREAMHOUSE, FELIX!!

“you’ve been nothing but a grumpy asshole since i met you.”
“don’t do people. love dogs.”

i’m with Anson on this one

“i blamed the stroke i’d clearly had when saying yes to more than one date”

lmao don’t worry Rho, we all unfortunately did

ahh the arcs are in, here we go!!

"please come home."

SOBBING