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the narrator in the audiobook is really good except for when he does voices. and this is coming from someone who usually doesn't mind that.

it's too late dear reader for i have already depicted you as the soyjak and myself as the chad

i couldn't suspend my disbelief long enough to take ahegao seriously but i did enjoy as an exercise of how far that fever dream could've been taken

can people who have read this book tell me if it also felt incredibly smug to you

feels like a punch in the gut (positive)

i started it as an audiobook but i'm starting to think i might have to restart it as a physical book because hooooly damn. damn.

the sorrows of werther being one of the first books the creature has read sure explains a lot.

loved the previous books but this one is hard to follow. i can't even blame it on listening to the audiobook while falling asleep because i've done the same with the rest of the series and had no issues. all i know is there's killer bunnies and a guy named man boy slim.

nvm i can't bring myself to empathise with upper middle class americans as much as this book wants me to

i'm in this picture and i don't like it.

remind me again, which one of yous loved this book

i either snatched some early release copy or someone forgot to edit this book

[looking at jezal with tears of pride in my eyes] congratulations this is the worst anyone has ever done

her brother's best friend fills her house with gaudy furniture. to make it real, he fucks her on a shitty table (while bleeding from a wound she gave him)

jezal, my horrible tormented little meow meow jezal

not the haunted baseball

i need logen and jezal to fuck nasty.

it's so funny how hard the author is reaching to make tumblr seem as unhinged as 4chan

missus and i are reading this one for our vacation yaoi book club

what do you mean roland dies around 2/3rd of the book. i feel cheated.

nobody look at my 'to read' activity, missus and i are starting a gay knight book club and i've been tasked with finding entries.

if you read "as salt loves meat" because of me (or my wife, so by extension, still me) and hate i do not take responsibility. if you do and love it, you're welcome and i'm sorry.

i was already having the time of my life but now they're typesetting? this is my dream book

oh this one's delicious

finally got to the reason for locke's debt. well, that's fucking stupid.

the movie should've been a musical.

why is it taking them so long to get to that gay ass mountain

do you ever lose your mind over how much of modern psychiatry is based on ramblings of racist old men obsessed with cheating on their wives.

i hate knowing that the author has had multiple "old man yells at clouds" transphobic meltdowns on twt because this series perfectly scratches my itch for an epic dark fantasy with graphic gay sex sprinkled in.