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Jeff is on page 78 of 736 of Bag of Bones
Nearly 100 pages in and the plot is "can millionaire writer who we insist isn't like RICH rich overcome his writer's block from his wife dying? The writer's block is impotence." The dead wife's characteristics are great tits and gives blowjobs. This reads like bad Murakami. I am dying send help
Dec 01, 2025 06:30PM Add a comment
Bag of Bones

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Jeff is on page 38 of 385 of The Monk
The back cover made this sound like an English de Sade, but so far it's broad comedy with some ominous gothic foreshadowing.
Nov 30, 2025 11:57PM Add a comment
The Monk

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Jeff is on page 41 of 736 of Bag of Bones
"Then, as discreetly as a pimp who has conveyed a customer to a whore's crib, he left." I'm starting to suspect I haven't missed anything by not reading King before.
Nov 29, 2025 11:29AM Add a comment
Bag of Bones

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Jeff is on page 52 of 336 of Telluria
feels animated by the same spirit as 40k: shove a bunch of cultural, technological, religious, and ideological signifiers into a mixer and then strain it thru a grimdark fascist cheese strainer. except in this case it's all russian so i'm only familiar at best with like half of the ingredients. this is gonna be a ride!
Nov 18, 2025 10:40PM Add a comment
Telluria

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Jeff is 75% done with Joy in the Morning (Jeeves, #8)
'Ah, Stilton,' I said, and, what is more, I said it airily. The keenest ear could not have detected that the conscience was not as clean as a whistle. One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.
Nov 16, 2025 07:20PM Add a comment
Joy in the Morning (Jeeves, #8)

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Jeff is 25% done with Midnight in the Century (English and French Edition)
not gonna finish this re-read. i love serge and thought with everything fashy going on now would be a good time to revisit his gulag novel, but the romanticism, quietism, and honestly the marxism of the characters aren't resonating.
Nov 01, 2025 11:41PM Add a comment
Midnight in the Century (English and French Edition)

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Jeff is on page 98 of 285 of All Things Are Too Small: Essays in Praise of Excess
Goodreads won't let me leave updates that are a few thousand characters long, so I guess I'll save it for a review? Lots of interesting stuff here but also signs every few pages that the author got the confident sloppiness that Harvard and the ivies trains their students in.
Nov 01, 2025 11:30PM Add a comment
All Things Are Too Small: Essays in Praise of Excess

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Jeff is 99% done with We Have Always Lived in the Castle
I would die for the Blackwood sisters. They'd probably oblige. 6 out of 5 stars.

I'm mad Goodreads doesn't let you do multiple reviews of a book.
Nov 01, 2025 10:46PM Add a comment
We Have Always Lived in the Castle

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Jeff is on page 79 of 285 of All Things Are Too Small: Essays in Praise of Excess
Got this at Sydney's recommendation! Lots of thoughts so far.
Oct 30, 2025 10:24PM Add a comment
All Things Are Too Small: Essays in Praise of Excess

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Jeff is on page 170 of 225 of The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)
The part where Bertie and his cousins set up an underground betting ring centered on which village parson gives the longer Sunday sermon may actually be too British for me. The rest is good so far.
Oct 13, 2025 11:43PM Add a comment
The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)

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Jeff is on page 80 of 257 of Right Ho, Jeeves (Jeeves, #6)
I grabbed the wrong Jeeves omnibus for this family trip so now I'm learning what happens when Bertie Wooster gets sick of everyone (correctly) thinking he's an idiot and (correctly) thinking Jeeves is the go-to person to solve every problem. More problems ensue.
Oct 07, 2025 06:41PM Add a comment
Right Ho, Jeeves (Jeeves, #6)

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Jeff is on page 75 of 225 of The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)
every few paragraphs there's another stupid and brilliant turn of phrase. "About half past ten next morning, just after I had finished lubricating the good old interior with a soothing cup of Oolong..." or "He started to get pink in the ears, and then in the nose, and then in the cheeks, till in about a quarter of a minute he looked pretty much like an explosion in a tomato cannery on a sunset evening."
Oct 06, 2025 04:42PM Add a comment
The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)

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Jeff is on page 30 of 225 of The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)
"Never before had I encountered a curate so genuinely all to the mustard. Little as he might look like one of the lads of the village, he certainly appeared to be real tabasco."
Oct 04, 2025 10:01AM Add a comment
The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)

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Jeff is on page 20 of 225 of The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)
Reading 1920s British slang gives the exact same pleasure as Lewis Carrol's nonsense poetry.
Oct 04, 2025 09:46AM Add a comment
The Inimitable Jeeves (Jeeves, #2)

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Jeff is on page 133 of 288 of The Nibelungenlied: The Lay of the Nibelungs
Starting to suspect I absolutely do not jive with Cyril Edwards' translations. This is also the worst critical apparatus I've seen in forever. Haphazard and confusing endnotes, a baffling glossary, an intro he admits he let someone else write parts of, a map that leaves out at least one key location... It may be the translation's fault but the (anonymous) poet's voice is vile and has the depth of a puddle of piss.
Sep 29, 2025 09:57PM Add a comment
The Nibelungenlied: The Lay of the Nibelungs

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Jeff is on page 54 of 288 of The Nibelungenlied: The Lay of the Nibelungs
There's no excuse for endnotes this bad.
Sep 24, 2025 09:46PM Add a comment
The Nibelungenlied: The Lay of the Nibelungs

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Jeff is on page 16 of 436 of A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe: Selected Poems
I'm so excited I found this! Most poets want to create a body of work; ambitious poets want to inspire a movement of followers. Pessoa, manically enterprising, tried to write a whole movement himself, inventing poets, writing their poems, drafting their biographies, even doing their astrological charts. Did he complete this mad enterprise? Absolutely not. Are the results uneven? Yes. Do I love him for trying? Dearly!
Sep 24, 2025 12:52PM Add a comment
A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe: Selected Poems

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Jeff is on page 138 of 384 of The Simple Art of Murder
A little vacation from the contemporary modes of masculinity that's pre-aggrieved and as predatorily attuned to stimuli as a spider. Tremulous little noli me tangere bitches. Chandler's masculinity allows for gestures of grace and compassion - often tragic and ineffectual, but nevertheless human moments where the machinery of law, crime, and the weight of the past are paused and there's a chance to escape it all.
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The Simple Art of Murder

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Jeff is on page 818 of 912 of 2666
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Jeff is on page 80 of 286 of The Code of the Woosters (Jeeves, #7)
I didn't realize this is the one were Bertie and Jeeves take on the fascists
Sep 06, 2025 02:19PM Add a comment
The Code of the Woosters (Jeeves, #7)

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Jeff is on page 39 of 225 of My Abandonment
Excited to read this for book club (join us! https://www.meetup.com/book-club-curi...). Debra Granik's 2018 film adaptation Leave No Trace was one of my favorite movies of that year so hopefully the book will also be good and interesting.
Sep 04, 2025 12:50AM Add a comment
My Abandonment

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Jeff is on page 50 of 286 of The Code of the Woosters (Jeeves, #7)
I'm pretty sure I've been killing myself spiritually with my reading choices lately so time to take a break and read another Jeeves novel. Sorry-not-sorry for everyone who has to deal with me chortle, guffaw, cachinnate, and titter my way thru this absolutely hilarious nonsense.
Sep 01, 2025 08:49PM Add a comment
The Code of the Woosters (Jeeves, #7)

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Jeff is on page 406 of 912 of 2666
Currently halfway thru my generally annual reread of Bolaño's masterpiece on evil, literature, the abyss, and the tragi-comic efforts we make to keep ourselves from toppling into it. Probably my last generally annual reread tho I said that last year as well, but I've lived with this book and The Savage Detectives (which I reread earlier this year) for half my life so why stop now?
Aug 27, 2025 11:31PM Add a comment
2666

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Jeff is on page 162 of 445 of Red Dragon (Hannibal Lecter, #1)
So far not homoerotic like the impeccable TV show but still surprisingly sensual, queer, and attracted to its monsters.
Aug 25, 2025 07:04PM Add a comment
Red Dragon (Hannibal Lecter, #1)

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Jeff is starting Four Plays: The Clouds/The Birds/Lysistrata/The Frogs
just doing this for The Frogs. brekekekex koax koax!
Aug 25, 2025 07:02PM Add a comment
Four Plays: The Clouds/The Birds/Lysistrata/The Frogs

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Jeff is starting The Anchoress
I lost my copy halfway thru!
Aug 18, 2025 06:09PM Add a comment
The Anchoress

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Where do all the bookworms in Portland hang out?
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Jeff is on page 300 of 448 of Emma
Austen describes an apple orchard in bloom during a nearly midsummer outing to Donwell Abbey. The critical apparatus to the Oxford World Classic's edition helpfully endnotes this as "a notorious error [...] Depending on the variety, apple trees blossom late April to late May."

Notorious! Never change, literary scholars.
Aug 10, 2025 10:41AM Add a comment
Emma

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Jeff is on page 240 of 448 of Emma
At the parts about Mrs. Elton which are just muted savagery against the tasteless nouveau riche. Y'all complain about your boomer dads who can't express an emotion but then get wet for Mr. Darcy WHEN MR. KNIGHTLEY IS RIGHT HERE. Jane Austen understood what a generation that mainlined Tumblr media criticism doesn't: likeable characters aren't ones who aren't a little shitty, but ones who are shitty with vitality
Aug 05, 2025 11:22PM Add a comment
Emma

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Jeff is 99% done with The Coming Insurrection
Apparently you can't write multiple reviews of the same book when you re-read it. A classic. Reading this in a bookstore while rioters outside pushed back against cops in Syntagma square was life changing for me. This book is up its own ass like all french theory is, but it's also not wrong in its assessment and there's always wisdom and clarity to find in re-reading it.
Jul 30, 2025 11:42PM Add a comment
The Coming Insurrection

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