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Cassie is on page 375 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Volteeg baby, you're a hero and you did deserve love 💔

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Cassie is on page 226 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

"Faction Wars have officially begun."
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!

— Oct 11, 2026 01:36PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 140 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

“I don’t know if it’ll be enough, brother,” Tipid whispered, grasping the back of my head and putting his forehead against my own. “But we’re here. We’ve been watching, and we couldn’t watch anymore. We’re here."

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Oct 11, 2026 04:36AM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 28 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

WELL, I’M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO PICK THE HALLOWEEN AFICIONADO. I MEAN, REALLY. MY PERSONALITY IS MUCH TOO SPARKLY AND OPTIMISTIC FOR ME TO BE A GOTH. IT DOES COME WITH BLACK LIPSTICK. AND A BOXCUTTER FOR SOME REASON.

— Oct 10, 2026 07:01AM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 666 of 832 of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

"Welcome, Crawler.
Welcome to Faction Wars."

I JUST GOT CHILLS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG 😍

— Oct 04, 2026 03:12PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 568 of 832 of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

“Carl. Make them suffer.”
😭😭😭😭

— Oct 04, 2026 07:13AM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 364 of 832 of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

"Everyone this cruelty touches, it shatters. We need to stop it.”

— Sep 28, 2026 05:25PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 291 of 832 of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

“He’s in two pieces, Jesus.”
“Maybe he’s an atheist.”

— Sep 27, 2026 04:52PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 193 of 832 of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

Oh god, did he lick your foot?

— Sep 24, 2026 06:37PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 71 of 832 of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

“I mean, really. I can’t be held accountable for everything I’ve ever said to a stripper."

— Sep 20, 2026 07:39AM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 603 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

“Don’t you guys run an amusement park? What do you do to your enemies? Ban them from the bumper boats?”

CARL SHES GONNA KILL YOUR SASSY ASS

— Sep 18, 2026 07:09PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 467 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

MONGO AND KIWI ARE APPALLED.

— Sep 14, 2026 05:10PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 405 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

"I’m not going to abandon her. That’s not what we do here."

Carl is so protective of his family, I'm not okay 🥰🥰

— Sep 13, 2026 06:59PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 288 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

— Sep 13, 2026 08:37AM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 188 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

“You’re not my person anymore,” Donut added. “Carl is. He’s always been.”

Omg I'm crying, I love you Donut 🥲🥲🥲

— Sep 10, 2026 05:27PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 145 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Have you ever seen a super closeup of a bug’s face? Seriously, what the fuck?

— Sep 09, 2026 07:33PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 39 of 707 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

"“Okay, buddy. We gotta be quick. You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. You get me?”

Quasar is already an icon

— Sep 08, 2026 05:40PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 405 of 608 of The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

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Cassie is on page 245 of 608 of The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

But most of all, she just wants to kill everybody. Especially bitches.
And guess what you are?
Tick Tock, motherfuckers

— Sep 05, 2026 08:20PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 107 of 608 of The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

— Aug 31, 2026 04:33PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 492 of 532 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

"I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Aug 29, 2026 02:33PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 468 of 532 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

“Really, Katia,” Donut said, leaping to my shoulder. “If you need to borrow a sanitary napkin, just ask.”

DONUT PLEASE OMG

— Aug 29, 2026 06:36AM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 364 of 532 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Reward: We don’t reward this sort of behavior. It’s weird.

— Aug 27, 2026 06:35PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 121 of 532 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

"Together, we will burn it all to the ground."

hell yes!

— Aug 24, 2026 03:29PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 56 of 532 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

"Messages from deceased Crawlers."

Uncalled for and unacceptable 😭

— Aug 23, 2026 06:46PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 191 of 371 of Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

— Aug 21, 2026 06:45PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 71 of 371 of Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI. IT’S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED.

— Aug 20, 2026 03:48PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 47 of 371 of Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Mordecai please 🙄

— Aug 20, 2026 03:14PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 378 of 450 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Carl is a BADASS

— Aug 19, 2026 01:19PM Add a comment

Cassie is on page 290 of 450 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Welcome to the second floor, bitches.

— Aug 18, 2026 03:38PM Add a comment

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