Cassie’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update

Carl is a BADASS

"Created by an unstable, pantsless man who talks to a cat."

Y'all forgot barefoot 😉

“I throat punched him, and it made his head melt off.”

Reward: You’ve received a Gold Asshole’s Box!

New achievement! You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands!
Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up.