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"Created by an unstable, pantsless man who talks to a cat."

Y'all forgot barefoot 😉

— Aug 18, 2026 04:13AM

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Carl is a BADASS

— Aug 19, 2026 01:19PM

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Welcome to the second floor, bitches.

— Aug 18, 2026 03:38PM

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“I throat punched him, and it made his head melt off.”

— Aug 17, 2026 08:03AM

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Reward: You’ve received a Gold Asshole’s Box!

— Aug 16, 2026 01:10PM

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New achievement! You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands!
Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up.

— Aug 15, 2026 12:46PM

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