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Ophélie ma REINE 👑👑👑👑❤️❤️❤️

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KYLE VA CHERCHER TON PUTAIN DE FILS AU LIEU DE LE LAISSER DEVENIR ESCLAVE! JE SAIS QUE T'ES BLINDÉ T'ES JUSTE FUCKING CHEAP! CHIEN SALE VA!!!! (Pardon)

Bro im gonna cry over a boat

Paragon you can't transvestigate people like that even if you're a ship😭😭😭 clearly you dont see humans much

The Fool helping Althea voice train (brand new sentence)

Leave!👏🎵 💃Your husband! 🎵🎵 Leave! Leave your husband! 👏👏 💃LEAVE YOUR HUSBANDDDDDDD~~~🎵🎵🎵💃

Oh the way I g a s p e d. Kyle you piece of SHIT

Spoilers for Lady Amber's plot
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I found out before this series that Lady Amber is the Fool under another name and knowing that my favourite character of the series is here in all their genderfluid glory make this read worth it already. I cannot be separated from my Shayla 😌.

EWWWWW fuck off Kyle the mansplainer

I was right about Wintrow, he's now officially my favourite for this trilogy. I love a spiritual character (see the Fool) and Wintrow just has a fundamental need to be level headed and kind (take notes everyone else) it's really sweet. I hope he doesn't lose it too much as he gets older like Fitz did. Althea is growing on me though.

Ok so everyone sucks in this book orrrrr? Except you Wintrow, never you. You can stay you strange little child of God.

Oh WOW Kyle seemed mostly incompetent so I expected him to be a POS on all counts but hes actually a really good husband. Who would've thought!

Valid crashout, honestly.
Eugenides is going though it so hard I feel like I'm reading about Fitz again. Or more like Fitz's luck and misery mixed with Bartimaeus' flair for dramatics.

The POWER that Fitz could hold rn if they hadn't spent his entire childhood nerfing him UGH

Oh wow ok this chapter is Q U E E R 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Vérité le goat continue d'être le meilleur adulte de cette série 🫶💅✨️

" 'Ce qu'on m'a fait, Fitz? Grands dieux et toi, que t'a-t'on fait pour te marquer ainsi? (...)' Hésitants, ses doigts frais caressèrent mon visage, suivirent la balafre et l'arête brisée du nez. Il posa soudain son front contre le mien. 'Quand je pense combien tu étais beau..." chuchota-t-il d'une voix brisée avant de se taire."

I will need to be transfered to a mental asylum after this chapter

"Il ouvrit lentement les yeux, comme si je l'avais appelé (...) Je retrouvai enfin mon souffle 'Fou, soupirai-je tristement, que t'a-t'on fait...' (...) Je tendis ma main vers lui (...)"

Ce paragraphe entier a été écrit pour m'anéantir.
Le gars dit rien de plus que "elle est jolie" pour Astérie et le fou a le droit à une description en 4k avec option shade exacte de ses cheveux et courbe des ses lèvres...LES GARS!!

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAA!!!!
HE'S BACK!!!! GET READY TO BE SICK OF MEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GASPED

" 'Mon chien m'a suivi depuis la ville et il nous a rattrapés; je l'avais laissé à des amis mais il a dû ronger sa corde. Ici, mon chien, aux pieds!'
*Tes pieds, je vais te les ronger, tu vas voir!*, me lança Oeil-de-Nuit "

LMAOOOO

FITZ WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG BROOOOO

Fitz's type: theater kids

Bro thank god he didnt sell the earring I was about to cry. You can't get rid of your dads like that.
Also unrelated but the fact that Burrich gave Chivarly half of his family heirloom? My heart. Patience had to know when she gave it to Fitz. They're such a trio AHHHHHH.

VÉRITÉ LE GOAT ABSOLU 🎊🎊🎊🎊❤️❤️❤️❤️

Me, reading the book of agony and despair: Damn. Why is there agony and despair in here. Thats crazy.

Not 94% done, just 67. Put the numbers in wrong

Its been 3 months, I dont even remember what I was mad about. This book is great.

LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO ALEXANDRE IS BACKKKKKK