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Why on earth would you name two main characters Ernest/Ernie and Erin?? There are thousands of names out there.

I wish I cared more about who did what and why they did it. My eyes are skimming the page but my brain is put to sleep, not registering anything. Too bad.

Two positives: The paperback version I got is deliciously floppy. And the chapters of this book are also super short. That's nice, at least.

This is boring me to sleep. Almost a third in and I still don't know what the purpose of this story is supposed to be.
If I didn't have the second book already lying around, I'd dnf this at this point. I really hope the second one is better…

Kinda reads like any ol' fanfic. Still wondering what the hype is all about and how the heck this was picked for a TV adaptation??