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Mitch is on page 144 of 355 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)

I cant stop laughing at Treb the Trebuchet

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)

Mitch is 14% done with Wuthering Heights

You can tell this is Buddy's first book

— Oct 29, 2025 11:01AM Add a comment

Mitch is 20% done with The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

This is the coziest thing I've ever read. Living in a hobbit hole having 9 meals a day is my new life goal.

— Jul 22, 2025 02:45PM Add a comment

Mitch is 48% done with The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)

We have past the point I DNFed at last time I tried to read this

— Jul 10, 2025 04:20AM Add a comment

The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)

Mitch is 63% done with The Blacktongue Thief (Blacktongue, #1)

I'm sorry, book. I know you're trying to make this one dude likable, but my memory isnt that short. This same guy, mere chapters ago, cruelly tried to kill someone's pet cat by throwing it overboard in the middle of the ocean and sailing away...

— Apr 09, 2025 04:42AM Add a comment

Mitch is 70% done with Yours Truly (Part of Your World, #2)

At the stage of the romance genre cliche wherein the female lead tries her best to strip herself of every redeeming quality whilst sabotaging their relationship because shes oh so traumatized. The love interest acts like any sane man wouldn't: he continues to be obsessed with her, and he becomes even more determined to be with her. I hate this part. The dude is borderline cannonizable. Learn your value, King. Run.

— Apr 03, 2025 04:36AM Add a comment

Mitch is 16% done with Yours Truly (Part of Your World, #2)

Holy narcasistic victim complex on Briana. Jeez, she stinks. This book isn't as bad as the first 2 chapters had me believing.

Jacob is not as Sykkuno pilled as originally forecasted but still has a case of it.

— Mar 31, 2025 10:13AM 1 comment

Mitch is 8% done with Yours Truly (Part of Your World, #2)

Briana is so unlikeable. She can rest easy knowing she won't be missed once she dead. She sucks.

Dudes in books like these are always Sykkuno. They might be big, hairy, a lycanthrope, but deep down, they are all Sykkuno. Makes me wanna die. I'd love for a dude once to be not recognizable written by a women but alas.

The anxiety depiction was pretty good, though. Points for you, Abby.

— Mar 31, 2025 07:34AM Add a comment

Mitch is on page 250 of 507 of The Lost Metal (Mistborn, #7)

The worst trope of all time might be: Bad guy cockly monolos at good guys, "You can kill me, but my evil plan is already in motion, it will continue even if im captured or dead. >:)". And the good guys agree and just let the bad guy go.

I'm persevering, though

— Nov 29, 2024 06:50PM 2 comments

Mitch is on page 112 of 507 of The Lost Metal (Mistborn, #7)

A Plot: The entire cast sans one guy are going Oppenheimer attempting to split the atom

B plot: Guy is so heartbroken he creates the MLB and sports betting

— Nov 27, 2024 10:12AM Add a comment

Mitch is on page 293 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

Wasn't expecting a character to say she was trying to emulate Daenerys from Game of Thrones

— Oct 26, 2024 10:56AM Add a comment