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But discourse is loneliness disguised as war. What people there really want is to be perceived on their own terms, which is so, so funny. Because if the grand promise of the internet was to be whoever you want, in reality it will make of you whatever it wants, and beneath every mask is another mask mistaken for a face.

If everything I did was so evil, how is it up until now not a single person told me No?
This is the equivalent of snorting cocaine for the critical part of my mind god the essays you can write on just this single story. My brain is in hyperdrive telling me shit about voice, narrative, patriarchy, control, etc etc its on overdrive

Im traumatized

My god not a Studio Ghibli themed novelty tarot card deck

Pics is so lonely

Jesus that ending

DJ RAVEN??!!!!!!!!!

NOOOO SQUASH GOD NOOO HE DID NOTHING WRONG LEAVE MY BOY ALONE

This is like Desert Stardew Valley I am loving it! Also the priest reminds me of Vincent from Conclave

Watching Parasite and then reading this back to back is a trip

AINSEL HAD RED HAIR WAS HE THE KID ON THE TRAIN THAT POOR GUY

There are only two kinds of stories worth telling: the ones that send children to sleep and the ones that send men to war

This is like if someone had a crush on Uncle Sam and wrote academic papers about him and the president deemed him worthy enough to travel back in time to write current propaganda

If I was to give this an isekai title it would be: The Prime Minister stabbed me with her Letteropener to Meet the Knight Everlasting who is my secret childhood crush

Trying to see if you can separate this infamous (aka fans selling physical copies of this work threatening fanfiction as a whole) fanfic from the fandom. So far…sort of? There is now a different magic system and so forth but the cameos of minor characters are sudden and weird without context except for Penny who is believable 1/2

Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay panic

and the sentance has gone on for too long, it’s past time for a period to end it,
Absolute madness give this author a grammy

IM SCARED

This is so depressing

Thank god I think I made it past the worst hurdle of this book. Rather claw my eyes out than read one more thing about GP

He’s a collector. That’s the great dead thing in him.

Use of architectural design to build up suspense??? This might have everything I ever wanted

“Story of our soecies,” Malcolm said, laughing. “Everybody knows it’s coming, but not so soon” <- I need this man carnally

God that is why Malcolm had to be played by Jeff Goldblum I love him already this horribly egotistical nerd “Hello, John. Yes, I am afraid your old nemesis is here”

God you know its good when they bring up the 1938 discovery of the coelacanth

I love scientific explanations 😫😫😫😫

There is no way you put “hentai temptress” on physical paper Im about to hit Jealousy with a frying pan the two of them are so cringe

Berd to nerd telepathic communication Im about to hit Roman for his cringey anime references 😭
“Her eyes were as big as an anime character” <- crime against humanity for this one

✍️“As I went on telling lies, I started to feel as though they were becoming the truth…”

We have a tendency at times to exonerate fathers, seemingly blameless because of their absence or their abvalence.