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It was then that Shoko learned the operating principle of their household: the one who cares first, loses.

Wait I actually like this plot element

You cant do this to me

Dont do this to me

When I enter the dumbest fucking idiot in the world contest but I see Ed staring at the ceiling trying to find the word ‘gullible’: “I already lost”

YOU UNDERESTIMATE HOW STUPID EDDIE IS

YOU ARE DUMB

BRO IS SO DUMB NEVER LET HIM BE A CHEF ISTG

I’d be more surprised if the housekeeper wasnt gay

Wow this prose sucks I would dnf if it wasnt for the challenge I need to complete.

This is about a Filipino American in a disturbing field? Im sat. Why does the book cover look like that?

PRINCE MAESTRO????!!!!

OMG I LOVE PREPOTENTE

“I’m not as dumb as I pretend to be. I know she’s dead.” “I know.” I wrapped myself around her. We both closed our eyes and braced for the end.
This is a five star book right here

It was during that time she’d taken me to the circus. It hadn’t been one of the major traveling circuses, like Ringling Brothers, but a small, ghetto one. Anyone who has ever lived in the American southwest knows exactly what I’m talking about. Even little kid me had registered that this was a low-rent version of the real deal.
I can picture it exactly

Somewhere in there, deep, deep down, there is a spark of the old Heather. The beloved bear has moments of lucidity as she runs down her terrified prey. In those brief moments, she thinks: Good. I’ve always hated all you assholes, anyway.

Mordecai stumbled and held out his hands, balancing like he was standing on a surfboard. “Where did those two girls and their grandma go?” Then he vomited on the floor, sat in it, and passed out.

“Well, congratulations, crawler. You are now Princess Donut the Level 13 Former Child Actor Cat. Welcome to the third fucking floor.”

I rubbed the bottom of my foot with the little stone thing. I could just feel the AI watching me.
Toxic yaoi???

WHAT THE FUCK

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

Why does the Ai have a foot fetish

Princess Donut has named your party The Royal Court of Princess Donut.
Princess Donut has changed your title to Royal Bodyguard.
Princess Donut has changed her title to Grand Champion Best in Dungeon.

This inhuman place makes human monsters

But discourse is loneliness disguised as war. What people there really want is to be perceived on their own terms, which is so, so funny. Because if the grand promise of the internet was to be whoever you want, in reality it will make of you whatever it wants, and beneath every mask is another mask mistaken for a face.

If everything I did was so evil, how is it up until now not a single person told me No?
This is the equivalent of snorting cocaine for the critical part of my mind god the essays you can write on just this single story. My brain is in hyperdrive telling me shit about voice, narrative, patriarchy, control, etc etc its on overdrive

Im traumatized

My god not a Studio Ghibli themed novelty tarot card deck

Pics is so lonely

Jesus that ending