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This is why you never give endless funds to a bitch with a vendetta cause tell me why Dante’s just bought Villefort’s old mansion where he murdered his illegitimate son just to torture him 💔 😔

Today, Wickham would probably be diagnosed with some kind of personality disorder

This book is the “it’s a small world after all” song in story form

I know it would make an already long book way longer but I want a few chapters that follow Vampa and Teresa on their Bonnie and Clyde adventures so bad

When I started reading this book knowing almost nothing about it except that it is a highly revered French classic about revenge the last thing I expected to be in this book is an extremely longggg chapter about Edmond doing shrooms with a Baron

Has anyone ever flamed someone harder then Elizabeth flamed Darcy?

Every time I pick this book up I feel like I made so much progress in the story and then I realize there’s still like 1000 pages left to go 💀

Mr. Collins would def be a male podcaster today, he’s such a yapper

France is so messy

Twitter novel. What even

Almost done with this book and still have zero clue what the cover is supposed to be

this cover is so colorful and misleading

I think this should have been called “Chekhov’s Gun: The Play” instead. Feels appropriate

Classic children’s story beginning to start with the main character’s parents dying in a tragic way 👍

This book is literally evil. The writing style treats me like I have 0 brain cells, the characters are trash and treat each other like trash, it glorifies capitalism, it’s an egotistical, embarrassing, cringey self-insert fantasy, it’s fake deep brainrot reflections about love make me nauseous, the plot is mind-numbing and pointless. Like I said an evil, evil book. But people love it, which I find interesting.

Lydgate’s pissing me off. Just cause his first girlfriend was a murderer he thinks every woman is vicious and evil. I don’t like his and Rosamond’s dynamic on either side at all, it’s like the Victorian equivalent of a toxic relationship except in the modern day they’d just break up not get freaking married