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not enjoying it so far tbh

picking a book based on cover art > booktok recommendations (and its not even close)

i jolted upright at what susie did during jacintha and lily’s dance break 😭😭😭 noooooo wtf was that

describing a uti as a “hot wire” in someone’s pelvis gave me phantom sensation

im not a softie but THAT luis buñuel quote is so crazy to use as an intro 😭

the a&w’s outside the city are NOT that bad

“then she skunked me” this cribbage gameplay is too much

all this drama happening in front of nelly girl you need a new job

mr lockwood would have loved stalking social media

this might be a perfect book

i cant stop picturing evelyn as the woman from The Room

can someone explain the cineplex odeon theater joke idgi im canadian

Bono-the devil-

first audiobook unfortunately

first 90 pages were kinda tough but im locking in now