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A masque of the red death scene??? For me??? You shouldn’t have 🥵

We’ve gone smutty. There’s no escape.

They have thomas ligotti on the foreward SOMEONE GET IN ON THIS WITH ME

Who’s getting in on this with me

Are you guys excited for the new film starring cooper hoffman

No my mouth didn’t actually just drop open in real life. That was someone else

I’m not reading too much murakami, you’re reading too little

Slenderman on page 1 you know it’s gonna be good

3.5 we’ve got some problematic stuff in here mixed with some genuinely good ruminations

Don’t give me that look. I can stop whenever I want.

Kyle and Malta are a daddy/daughter diva duo that I would gladly push into the sea if given the chance

When the “very handsome first mate” is named Grag 🙂‍↔️

I was thinking “oh this part sounds like the rime of the ancient mariner” and then it says the story later went on to inspire the rime of the ancient mariner… you just can’t teach that

Back on my Haruki bullshit

The clown is named WHAT

this scene is set on a “””promenade””” and since I’m an english major I know this is a reference to call of duty warzone

goethe nation rise up. the last goethe book I read was the sorrows of young werther which as we all know was part of the STURM UND DRANG movement

FINALLY SOME KING LEAR REPRESENTATION

why is the character named James the one getting bullied

is this an attack on me

🤦‍♂️ I’m gonna be sick

why is it that the first respectable town that the pretentious man from connecticut thinks of is greenwich and not RIDGEFIELD

it is moral and good to push someone off a cliff if they’re being really annoying

I do not care if they murdered anyone they are my personal friends

why are the children talking about nazi fursonas

the nerd characters just talked about playing fortnite. is this an attack on me??

me reading this has nothing to do with any recent life events (or does it 😈)