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“And you know that I love you, Fool.” :)

“As a man loves his dearest friend.” >:(

I don’t like when they’re mean to Ser Duncan

MARWYN THE MAGE MENTIONED ALREADY? (look up the upcoming yet unreleased distorted face emoji please)

The Lannister words being “hear me roar”… Tywin you would have loved Katy Perry

Beric Dondarrion is the coolest guy ever with the coolest name ever. Also Sansa I am trying to be more empathetic to you this time around but you’re making it hard

The best two pages of all time

Jon Snow I am your strongest soldier

I’ll admit I forgot about the concept of “””theon greyjoy”””

Lord forgive me… it’s time to go back to the old me.

If the winds of winter comes out this year it is explicitly because I’m rereading. George and I just have that kind of relationship

This guy sucks, Lucifer get his ass

A masque of the red death scene??? For me??? You shouldn’t have 🥵

We’ve gone smutty. There’s no escape.

They have thomas ligotti on the foreward SOMEONE GET IN ON THIS WITH ME

Who’s getting in on this with me

Are you guys excited for the new film starring cooper hoffman

No my mouth didn’t actually just drop open in real life. That was someone else

I’m not reading too much murakami, you’re reading too little

Slenderman on page 1 you know it’s gonna be good

3.5 we’ve got some problematic stuff in here mixed with some genuinely good ruminations

Don’t give me that look. I can stop whenever I want.

Kyle and Malta are a daddy/daughter diva duo that I would gladly push into the sea if given the chance

When the “very handsome first mate” is named Grag 🙂‍↔️

I was thinking “oh this part sounds like the rime of the ancient mariner” and then it says the story later went on to inspire the rime of the ancient mariner… you just can’t teach that

Back on my Haruki bullshit

The clown is named WHAT

this scene is set on a “””promenade””” and since I’m an english major I know this is a reference to call of duty warzone

goethe nation rise up. the last goethe book I read was the sorrows of young werther which as we all know was part of the STURM UND DRANG movement

FINALLY SOME KING LEAR REPRESENTATION

why is the character named James the one getting bullied

is this an attack on me

🤦‍♂️ I’m gonna be sick