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TAKE IT TO MEXICO, I SAID
IT'S A 4 HR PLANE RIDE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO READ IT, I SAID.
YOU CAN READ WHEN YOU'RE WINDING DOWN FOR THE NIGHT, I SAID.

My goal this year is to stop being an enabler, especially with myself

HEY JUDE I MISSED YOU I know this book isn't about you but reading a book in this universe where you aren't the main character feels a little wrong

"I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer."

Mr. Beagle really understood cats

Time for some soul destruction on a level that only this audiobook can deliver

Dudley: "I don't think you're a waste of space"
Annnd i'm crying
I blame horomones

You know what I'm not doing today? Finishing this book. I just can't, for the sake of my sanity.

What in the Cassandra Clare is going on here. Elayne is so incredibly obnoxious in this book. Begins flirting with Thom, suspects Thom might be her father, still flirts, like what? Listen, I'm glad it stops but the bit where they discuss Elayne feeling like it's some sort of womanly competition? To prove she's woman enough? There are plenty of other, more appropriate men to flirt with. Whaat? Automatic star deduction

Hagrid is Harry's mom, dad, aunt and uncle all mixed into one, wonderful human being

Leaves swirling in her chest is the equivalent to a breath she didn’t know she was holding

ffs take a shot every time the word ragdoll comes up

Nathalie, summed up in a song lyric from Baby Queen: oh boy here comes the killjoy

Nathalie is so annoying and it's not a cute look for her. Every time she appears on the page I lose more of my eyesight

“He was physically unremarkable, an inch over six feet, and his average build suffered a little at the waist from a lack of exercise enforced by the miserable English weather.”

There’s something satisfying about Jack not being a human tank.