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Idk girl

This book doesn’t even gay people in it. Book Club, you will be hearing from my lawyers

UghhhhhhHhHhHhHhhhhhhhhh whatever im halfway #sunkcost

If your name is not Brooklynn, you should not be looking at this. Look away NOW


Brooklynn it’s slaying they’re like soul bound or something…? And her hair is PINK! I think if I were a mermaid, I’d want hot pink hair…much to consider. Also the plot makes not sense but who GAF

Found in a box of free books in NY (Sarah u know what I like)

Oh my gosh Brett Easton Ellis is so annoying and just oozes the type of person who needs to get socked in the kisser with a snowball (https://youtu.be/8KE7KMGjF-k?si=k_x2F...) however I did like the book even though I will never read this again and would go so far as to rip it out of someone’s hands if they considered doing it themselves.

This book is awesome

This book is awesome

I don’t even know anymore

Thanks mom for the book!

Fourth times the charm as they say…?

Read by the author lets gooooooo

I don’t particularly subscribe to the “wild woman” archetype. That women have an innate natural instinct that men don’t have. That we are inherently more in touch with the spiritual and nature. Somehow it seems to self reinforce that we are more prone to wisdom but at the expense of knowledge. BUT I have an open heart so off we go.

#☝️Val Kilmer Fan

I don’t really like books about people who suck eggs IMO but she’s a good writer…quite the dilemma

Oh girl it’s already bad

So I’m at the point where he tries to have sex with a woman and BURSTS INTO TEARS, chokes out his friend for getting engaged, and gets prescribed aphrodisiacs by his therapists because he doesn’t want to have sex with women.

Nolan you coward why wasn’t this in the movie?

Speed rereading this before I see Marty next week😍😍😍

UghhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH. I’m just gonna finish it. I’m gonna do it this time.

Absolutely brutal book club pick by Logan…excited to find out if I can climb this mountain.

Y’all are not ready for the person I’m about to become. I am a KUANGANATOR

Stephen King loves to talk about the “POW” aka when two great ideas come together to create a story. I have to assume the inspiration for Salems Lot was “vampires” and “exponential growth”

So it says this is a vampire novel…? Where are the vampires??? This one is not doin it for me.

I assumed more people would be dead by now. Only one vision so far. Wishing I went with the abridged.

I’ve been audiobooking for 6 hours so far in case anyone was wondering -_-