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"his life's falling apart, and he's recommending you a book you should read." PLEASSEEEEE DONT MAKE ME HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH THESE EVIL MEN 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

evil

loving!

"i've read every word you've ever written" always gets me 🙈🙈

"Maybe she could apply to work in a bookshop, or a library. A librarian. Were there degrees for those? Undoubtedly, which would horrify Ant's father, God rest him. Horrify Laure." Me rn: 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

not sure when i got so attached but its happened!

the concept of inviting yourself to your ex girlfriend's birthday party and then bringing your current girlfriend with you...

loving!

i don't know why i keep reading body horror and then remembering that it makes me physically nauseous. but we've committed to this novella so oh well

pausing the sci fi and horror reads to return to my roots (sad irish lit fic)

so. good.

"the world still contains miracles, despite everything that has been done to it"😫😫😫

i was thinking of potential twists this book could have during shavasana

hello this is so good???

i have read more about a butt tube in these first 6 pages than i wanted to ever in my entire life

chapter 6 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨