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Not a middle grade reader, but alas I WILL pick up anything Lynn Painter writes..

How am I ALREADY crying???

Quite literally how many times is this bitch going to have to “accept her death” 🙄🙄

This is borderline unreadable

…. What the HELL is going on?

The first hand accounts from interviews and the primary sources of Didion and Babitz’s writing is SO interesting but every time the author interjects I’m so deeply annoyed. This has become 50% I can’t put it down 50% a hate read. I genuinely appreciate the amount of work Liki Anolik put into this but girl PLEASE stop interjecting yourself.

I’ve read this before.. but somehow never marked it

He thinks about his grandfather’s sex life a bit much for me

I haven’t loved any of these but I just keep reading them

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven’t trusted that mf in FIVE books!!!!!!!!

Reading this solely because of a Deanna Ortega TikTok

It’s not exactly Ryke and Lo but the Scott/Rocky relationship is really doing it for me

Omggggg I completely forgot these were going to be ANNOTATED!!

If the third-wave white feminism feminists any harder a spontaneous slut walk is going to break out in the streets of Townsend Harbor 🙃

Having to turn off my desire to cringe so hard in this

I know it’s the whole point but the deception of it all is making me queasy

I already love these socially awkward little freaks

I keep picking this up and then putting it down but it’s just so cringey

This book just randomly made reference to an episode of Fact or Fiction that GENUINELY fucked me up so bad as a child for YEARS. Reading about it in this cute romcom was jarring lmao

I’m just not enjoying this one :/

This book is genuinely so fun, it has me giggling kicking my feet

I spent 51% of this book thinking the Apple TV show was based on this. How embarrassing lmao

This book is ACTUALLY so stupid. Idk what I was expecting because I didn’t think I’d like it, but I was also expecting something different lol

Alright… a bow and arrow?? Really??

Damn, fantasy Hunger Games meets Psych?? Sign me up.

Close to DNF’ing we’re nearly halfway there and there isn’t even a sprinkle of chemistry between these two

This is SO MUCH hornier than I was expecting it to be. Idk how I feel yet

Hey, so uh… what the fuck??

Holy tropes Batman

I can’t believe I didn’t know this was a hockey romance