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Emma is 70% done with The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (Chronicles of Narnia, #5) (Publication Order, #3)
after this one I am fucking off the Narnia series for the foreseeable - cannot hack them anymore atm
May 21, 2026 04:42AM Add a comment
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (Chronicles of Narnia, #5) (Publication Order, #3)

Emma
Emma is on page 79 of 236 of Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity
Oh she fucking can't stant Lacan 💀
May 18, 2026 05:36AM Add a comment
Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity

Emma
Emma is 51% done with The Stepford Wives
Book club book 🤓
May 14, 2026 11:40AM Add a comment
The Stepford Wives

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Emma is on page 52 of 236 of Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity
this book is a bat swinging at a hornet's nest it rules so much I just wish I could understand it a bit better 🥲
May 11, 2026 08:29AM Add a comment
Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity

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Emma is 14% done with Re-Vamped! (My Sister the Vampire, #3)
On a nostalgia kick with these rn

Also continuing my vampire fiction kick (in a manner of speaking)
Apr 04, 2026 01:48AM Add a comment
Re-Vamped! (My Sister the Vampire, #3)

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Emma is 24% done with The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (Chronicles of Narnia, #5) (Publication Order, #3)
Learning a LOT about the personal politics of Mister Clive Staples Lewis 👀
Mar 27, 2026 08:52AM Add a comment
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (Chronicles of Narnia, #5) (Publication Order, #3)

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Emma is 46% done with Prince Caspian (Chronicles of Narnia, #4)
glad to be hanging out with the Pevensies again
Mar 22, 2026 11:18AM Add a comment
Prince Caspian (Chronicles of Narnia, #4)

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Emma is 81% done with The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)
Okay so this story cannot be set in 2026 because Easter Sunday falls on the 6th of April

But Easter Sunday hasn't fallen on that date since 1980, well before America's conflict with Afghanistan began, nor WILL it fall on that date until 2042(!) far too long after the conflict ended for a man in his (presumably) late twenties to have only recently returned from combat

The story is only mildly interesting btw
Mar 20, 2026 08:04AM Add a comment
The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)

Emma
Emma is 69% done with The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)
My least favourite of this series so far 😒 I'll be glad when I finish it
Mar 19, 2026 08:51AM Add a comment
The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)

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Emma is 81% done with Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)
Claudia ought to be the poster girl for all those female rage compilations and collages
Mar 13, 2026 06:18AM Add a comment
Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)

Emma
Emma is on page 261 of 352 of The Nightmare Before Kissmas (Royals and Romance, #1)
joining the war on Christmas on the side against Christmas
Mar 12, 2026 01:19PM Add a comment
The Nightmare Before Kissmas (Royals and Romance, #1)

Emma
Emma is on page 143 of 352 of The Nightmare Before Kissmas (Royals and Romance, #1)
the first 120 pages were literally so stupid and time-wastey but it's just gone so off the fucking rails I feel like I've got whiplash
Mar 12, 2026 05:06AM Add a comment
The Nightmare Before Kissmas (Royals and Romance, #1)

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Emma is 39% done with The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)
FINALLY confirmation of where the love interest served - Kabul in Afghanistan

The US's conflict with Afghanistan ended officially in 2021, yet the love interest seems to have only recently returned to Maple Falls even though the story is set in the present day 🧐 something isn't adding up

Also I keep forgetting he keeps alpacas and subsequently keep getting jumpscared by alpaca mentions
Mar 08, 2026 08:38AM Add a comment
The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)

Emma
Emma is 75% done with Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)
"is God real" and other such conversations with worstie (Armand)
Mar 08, 2026 06:17AM Add a comment
Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)

Emma
Emma is 10% done with The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)
this is such a stupidly long slog for me because the love interest is ex-US army which is already a bit of an amber flag but it gets even worse because I have yet to actually learn what he did in the army because only an unspecified "war" has been mentioned so far 🫥
Mar 02, 2026 02:36AM Add a comment
The Cherry Crush Flower Shop (Maple Falls, #3)

Emma
Emma is 47% done with Antarctica
I love Ireland I love Irish literature I need to read more of it this year
Feb 23, 2026 03:53PM Add a comment
Antarctica

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Emma is 32% done with Picnics and Promises at Strawberry Fields (Birch Tree Farm #2)
Somewhat annoying to be reading at the same time as Claire Keegan, but that's my own fault for being perpetually unable to stick with one book at a time. If anything, reading this will make me appreciate Keegan's writing all the more.

Perfect book for just before bed, though. I don't have to think while I read 😌
Feb 16, 2026 02:59PM Add a comment
Picnics and Promises at Strawberry Fields (Birch Tree Farm #2)

Emma
Emma is 48% done with Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)
Lestat brother what is your problem
Feb 07, 2026 08:07AM 1 comment
Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)

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