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Ok that was THE argument of all time

Give up, Dev. You can’t fix her.

In love with the concept of someone gifting me fairies to apologize

Would you rather “He thinks I’m sexy? Because of cricket?” or “You missed my wicket. You’re the only one who even knows what that means.”?

Never trust a Chapman >:(

This girl is so delusional (she’s just like me fr)

Hi, sorry, I have to miss d&d. I have to confess my undying love

I, too, just want to talk about Dancing with the Stars

Girl, dump his ass

Wait a minute…. Zelda uses he/him pronouns… and was named after the game…

Where is this place? I want to go there.

There’s so much pda in this chapter

“Just looking out for my dungeon master.”
The way I hyperventilated—

Get yourself a man who will make you nachos while you DM

It is a truth universally acknowledged that D&D is a Sunday ritual

Ohio is on cult levels of band

Me when Siegfried <3 <3

Tristan <3

Ya’ll know what’s up 🙂‍↕️

Oh my god. This is my nightmare love confession

Poor poor paranoid boy

This is a regency romance in disguise

“”What did I tell you about biting your lip when I’m with you?””
Oh so he’s the lip bite police now

“In the meantime, I’ll try to get used to watching you bite your lower lip without wishing it was me doing that instead.”

SIR, PLEASE, YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THESE THINGS—

Pickle theory

I was gonna say how surprised I was by how much less dramatic this one is but then I remembered the first book literally has drama in the title

This is the definition of tooth rotting fluff

Do you ever catch yourself being ticked off about fictional high schoolers on a Wednesday morning?

Not wanting to carpool? In this economy??

Oh my god her dad had to give an hr talk