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SATINE MENTIONED!!!

Guess what? There’s a ship to root for and Obi-Wan finally shows up and I’m suddenly immensely enjoying this book. Crazy how that works out

Bro I skipped the first story because I read the first pages and there was no Obi-Wan but I’m literally on the Kenobi one and there’s still minimal Obi-Wan???? None of these are the POVs I’m looking for!

Yeah I DNFed this

My family found out I’m listening on 2x speed and thinks that I’m not understanding it at all (I just never know what Joseph says)

These people need hobbies

Is this what entering my house is like?

Ok so now there’s a were-polar bear…

“His lips parted, the tiniest bit. “Mallory…”
In her suddenly nervous state, Mallory could have sworn he’d said, Marry me…
She gasped. The blade dug in.
…
She could do anything. Kill him. Kiss him. He was at her mercy, and yet—he did not seem afraid” (254-255).

FORAGING BOY HAS INSANE GAME

This murder mystery makes no sense but at least I get this shaving scene out of it

Why are we playing clue? The writing is literally on the walls (her arms)

Marissa Meyer once again killed off a character to make them a ghost??

I’ll go on a date with you, Armand!!

WAIT WHAT

Donna and the Dynamos but it’s the dead wives

Armand’s such a hottie

Sorry, a dog ate my rent

Olivia Atwater gets it. A kiss from my dog would break a curse on me.

Lord Blackthorn learns the human custom of situationship

Oh my god he definitely is

Wait is Blackthorn end game?????

Waiting for Lord Blackthorn to learn about eating the rich

I love female brain + brawn duos <3

Yeah I do need to reread a summary of Ninth House…

Newest victim of Spotify’s limited listening hours

I forgot how purely coincidental the murder plot was

Why is this audiobook narrator whispering this whole novel? 🙄🙄🙄

Me when I forget the plot: 😮