Status Update

Susan is 73% done

Periwinkle is a hunter gatherer

— Sep 22, 2026 11:54AM

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Susan’s Previous Updates

Susan is 80% done

If Tinkerbell was here, she’d make a gun to shoot Weaver

— Sep 23, 2026 10:57AM

Susan is 42% done

He doesn’t do brunch 🚩🚩🚩

— Aug 20, 2026 05:42PM

Susan is 36% done

This measuring scene feels like an hr violation

— Aug 20, 2026 05:26PM

Susan is 32% done

OK! I HATE THIS GUY!! He’s literally mad at Periwinkle for being hot and popular

— Aug 20, 2026 05:16PM

Susan is 17% done

Daddy Milori 🤩

— Aug 20, 2026 03:08PM

Susan is 10% done

Do NOT trust strange men you meet in your dreams

— Aug 20, 2026 01:57PM

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She’s something alright!

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