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cryptid jade is on page 167 of 674 of Armadale (The ^AWorld's Classics)

i love how whimsical allen is rn hes like that dog with the spinny hat

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cryptid jade is 23% done with The Starving Saints

CANNIBAL EVIL MEDIEVAL GAY WOMEN

— Sep 09, 2026 07:11PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 179 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

religious manic pixie dream girl

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cryptid jade is on page 156 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

one fav rich boy to another

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cryptid jade is on page 103 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

amory distraught over the the end of college and nothing being the same… while im stuck in college after all my friends are gone… yeah

— Sep 04, 2026 08:33AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 18% done with The Starving Saints

medieval evil gay women… oh im sure

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cryptid jade is 7% done with The Starving Saints

okay miss rat killer i love you

— Aug 26, 2026 06:33PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 62 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

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cryptid jade is on page 42 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

oh amory... the incel chud you are, I hope a girl comes by to humble you

— Aug 26, 2026 10:58AM 1 comment

cryptid jade is on page 137 of 674 of Armadale (The ^AWorld's Classics)

holy this book is actually so good omg

— Aug 21, 2026 08:17PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 83% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

okay i need to watch creep and creep 2

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cryptid jade is 59% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

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cryptid jade is on page 67 of 674 of Armadale (The ^AWorld's Classics)

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cryptid jade is 51% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

i need to watch more horror movies i cant wait for fall

— Aug 19, 2026 06:48AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 39% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

was listening the the stepford wives chapter while walking and got catcalled across the highway 😍

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cryptid jade is 28% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

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cryptid jade is 21% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

fuck yeah feminist horror movie analysis for my daily walk!!

— Aug 06, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 703 of 896 of The Karamazov Brothers

WE FOUND OUT WHO DUNNIT!! and im kinda sad actually :( feeling maternal towards smerdyakov

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cryptid jade is on page 593 of 896 of The Karamazov Brothers

classic who dunnit… pls dont tell me it was alyosha

— Jul 30, 2026 07:25AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 381 of 896 of The Karamazov Brothers

finally picked it back up after like a year whew

— Jul 10, 2026 06:55PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 97 of 282 of Ring (Ring, #1)

so the actual horror is the mc is friends with a serial rapist????

— Jul 06, 2026 05:23PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 6 of 176 of The Underdogs

the opening reminded me of “The Pearl” for some reason

— Jul 04, 2026 12:41PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 513 of 647 of Mistborn: The Final Empire (The Mistborn Saga, #1)

ELAND YOU WERE FINALLY BEING CUTE WHYD YOU HAVE TO GO A MESS IT UP AND DITCH MY GIRLLLLL

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cryptid jade is on page 455 of 647 of Mistborn: The Final Empire (The Mistborn Saga, #1)

okay maybe vin and eland are kinda cute

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cryptid jade is on page 110 of 647 of Mistborn: The Final Empire (The Mistborn Saga, #1)

okay okay i fuck with this magic system

— Jun 09, 2026 07:26PM 2 comments

cryptid jade is on page 50 of 647 of Mistborn: The Final Empire (The Mistborn Saga, #1)

chud fantasy summer has begun!

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cryptid jade is on page 179 of 289 of My Year of Rest and Relaxation

lowkey this mc is insufferable like yes girl be a horrible friend

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cryptid jade is on page 30 of 256 of Witchblood: The Hounds of Love

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cryptid jade is on page 278 of 393 of Dance Dance Dance (The Rat, #4)

soooo skeletons???

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cryptid jade is on page 124 of 393 of Dance Dance Dance (The Rat, #4)

okay maybe dont keep thinking about a 13 yr old girl and say “if i was 15 id be in love with her” when youre a 34 yr old man… and maybe dont think the way she is smoking is attractive…

— May 24, 2026 04:15PM Add a comment

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