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cryptid jade is 82% done with The Starving Saints

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cryptid jade is 74% done with The Starving Saints

oh they are freaking it

— Nov 11, 2026 04:56PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 52% done with The Starving Saints

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cryptid jade is on page 117 of 1258 of The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

ooo yeah im fucking with this

— Nov 10, 2026 09:26AM Add a comment

The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

cryptid jade is 36% done with The Starving Saints

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cryptid jade is on page 7 of 1258 of The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

“god i cant get through this 800 pg victorian book lets start a 1300 pg fantasy as a break!!”

— Nov 05, 2026 06:37PM 1 comment

cryptid jade is on page 7 of 1258 of The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

— Nov 05, 2026 06:36PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 273 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

— Oct 23, 2026 10:29AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 167 of 674 of Armadale (The ^AWorld's Classics)

i love how whimsical allen is rn hes like that dog with the spinny hat

— Sep 10, 2026 01:22PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 23% done with The Starving Saints

CANNIBAL EVIL MEDIEVAL GAY WOMEN

— Sep 09, 2026 07:11PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 179 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

religious manic pixie dream girl

— Sep 09, 2026 07:07PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 156 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

one fav rich boy to another

— Sep 07, 2026 01:13PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 103 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

amory distraught over the the end of college and nothing being the same… while im stuck in college after all my friends are gone… yeah

— Sep 04, 2026 08:33AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 18% done with The Starving Saints

medieval evil gay women… oh im sure

— Sep 04, 2026 08:31AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 7% done with The Starving Saints

okay miss rat killer i love you

— Aug 26, 2026 06:33PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 62 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

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cryptid jade is on page 42 of 322 of This Side of Paradise

oh amory... the incel chud you are, I hope a girl comes by to humble you

— Aug 26, 2026 10:58AM 1 comment

cryptid jade is on page 137 of 674 of Armadale (The ^AWorld's Classics)

holy this book is actually so good omg

— Aug 21, 2026 08:17PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 83% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

okay i need to watch creep and creep 2

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cryptid jade is 59% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

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cryptid jade is on page 67 of 674 of Armadale (The ^AWorld's Classics)

— Aug 19, 2026 06:51AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 51% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

i need to watch more horror movies i cant wait for fall

— Aug 19, 2026 06:48AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 39% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

was listening the the stepford wives chapter while walking and got catcalled across the highway 😍

— Aug 18, 2026 06:18PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is 28% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

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cryptid jade is 21% done with Scream With Me: Horror Films and the Rise of American Feminism, 1968-1980

fuck yeah feminist horror movie analysis for my daily walk!!

— Aug 06, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 703 of 896 of The Karamazov Brothers

WE FOUND OUT WHO DUNNIT!! and im kinda sad actually :( feeling maternal towards smerdyakov

— Aug 06, 2026 06:35AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 593 of 896 of The Karamazov Brothers

classic who dunnit… pls dont tell me it was alyosha

— Jul 30, 2026 07:25AM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 381 of 896 of The Karamazov Brothers

finally picked it back up after like a year whew

— Jul 10, 2026 06:55PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 97 of 282 of Ring (Ring, #1)

so the actual horror is the mc is friends with a serial rapist????

— Jul 06, 2026 05:23PM Add a comment

cryptid jade is on page 6 of 176 of The Underdogs

the opening reminded me of “The Pearl” for some reason

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