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Let’s see, since the first moment we met, I’ve been”—she pulled away to begin counting on her fingers—“your poppet, your sweetling, your angel, your kitten, your pet, your prickly little schoolmarm… am I missing any?”

I have missed this world so...

"I'm only eighteen."
"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."

This..this cracked me up 😂

"I wasn't talking about Jacob. My problems are a lot worse that a handful of adolescent wolves getting themselves into trouble."

Why is she speaking about them in such a "whatever" way? I think she means the group of people that kept her and saved her from almost unaliving herself...I kinda hate her 😐

"But how could you believe me? After all the thousand times I've told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me?"

...not him spinning everything on Bella and making her seem crazy enough to believe him??? Eat rocks Edward. The way I would have made him get out 😒🫠. The gaslighting is top tier with this one.

This girl rejects Jacob and has the audacity to ask a favour 🙄

I think Bella is vile, the fact she didn't go with her dad for Harry's funeral and stayed back to hang out with Alice - a whole family that completely abandoned her btw...so icky. 😒

"Heaven knows I had never wanted to use Jacob, but I couldn't help but interpret the guilt I felt now to mean that I had."

Girl please...she knew all along 😒🙄. I feel so bad for Jacob. She is just as selfish as Edward 🫠

Wow she is really using up Jacob like the last bit of ink if her favourite pen before throwing it away 🫠

I don't know if I have ever wanted to slap an FMC so hard and then slap her again, and shake her to get some damn sense into her brain.

I swear Edward carries all the angry braincells in this relationship. He literally exists and she forgets herself..how to breathe, and think logically clearly.

"You were right - I'm definitely fighting fate trying to keep you alive"....

Guys not me giggling...I kinda get the obsession.

Okay but why am I liking book Edward more than movie Edward???

retitle to - "everything was beautiful and EVERYTHING HURTS"......

I already know this is going to be a devastatingly beautiful read...

"I’ve finished crying, his shirt is soaked. Not that I care. He deserves it, the bastard."

Already giggling...

I am so shook right now 🫠

What the hell...

I love how much they hate each other

The prologue got my heart pounding...