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Mhm and let me not forget my hunky scary Batman

Sorta dipped into dianetics there at the end but we all have faults

Jo Firestone shame on you. Czechoslovakia was partitioned in 1989 and you ought to know it

As I briefly engage my critical eye, it occurs to me that a lot of these characters (and those in the first one) are really kind of flat, and not even in a character building way. It feels like a lot of them know they’re supposed to be telling jokes. This isn’t necessarily bad! It’s almost a staple of the murder mystery. Just my one knock on this book

She’s a genius

Lowkey need jo firestone to bet decorator

Ovulating is hot and you know it

I think it IS because she’s a Sagittarius

The funniest woman in America wrote a second book…killing myself postponed

Typo

Every time my girl come over you know a Colossus getting Rhode