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Dinah needs to start shooting people

It is sort of compelling in a way. What happens when father doesn’t know best? He’s been forcing them into his own life, and the second his hands are off the wheel they’ve stopped the car. Very pleasantville. Would be almost good if the book were good

If the little gay one and his faggy boyfriend have aids I’m throwing this book into the river

This family of criminals and sex perverts

So he bought a racist map that told him where to be racist to whom? And that’s not true anymore the gay guys all live in Weho and Eagle Rock and the republican gay guys live in century city

Okay so she’s not a feminist but she doesn’t read the news? Surely she at least HEARD that contraception was legal now. Just rifling through the encyclopedia

Was assisted suicide illegal then? She should kill her husband

Things are getting bizarre. Also if my drug addicted teenage brother made out with my beard in front of a room full of our coworkers for sure me and my cowboy boyfriend would kill him like dude it is the SIXTIES

Obsessed with the idea that in 1964 Life magazine had nothing better to talk about than this little James Dean asshole, and that also their standards had dropped considerably and they didn’t know how to write a proper feature

Literally who cares if he’s in a coma? People love comas. I’d kill for a good coma right now. Just say he’s in a coma! Was Susan Lucci around in the sixties?