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A caretaker stalker who knows exactly how ridiculous he is. Yes, please.

In the prep area?? Did buttons fly into the cupcake batter??

Ohmygod. “Sugar tits”
I can’t. 😂😂

Off they go to boink and all I’m wondering about is the store doors being unlocked and ya know, them open for business? Does anyone else get distracted by these things? Who cares how great the nipple play is if you haven’t told me who will manage the cash registers.

I wish the FMC was just a smiiiidge more blood thirsty. I would’ve stabbed the bitch with my fork and smiled while doing it.

This is giving Radiance vibes and dear lord I’m here for it.

Now that’s how you do a “who did this to you?” and “one bed at the inn” trope 👏🏼

Goddamn bullying trope blindsided me. Grown ass men treating their mate like shit because… 🙄🙄

I’m not even done and this is easily a Top Ten read for me. Ever. The respect, the LOVE and acceptance, the dogged commitment to healthy communication that never toes the line of cheesy. Now I’m going to drag the remaining 33% out as long as I can.

Lucifer, you matchmaking queen 🤭

What a hypocritical douche canoe.

Did Nessa not tell Rollo EVERYTHING Three said??? He shouldn’t be so shocked..?

Maybe it’s the awful, stressful week I’ve had and my brain has just tapped out but I’m absolutely losing it with this mating dance 🤣🤣

Man I wasn’t expecting the MMC to be such a prick.

So close to DNFing. FMC purposely moving things to the bedroom to take advantage of the MMCs fated mate urges knowing full well she’s using them/will leave/not bond but will then blame it on her Mom’s relationship issues so she doesn’t make the same mistakes as her is just.. gross and backwards. This is the reason why I don’t like fated mates unless all parties feel it.

“Mom cries harder, shaking her head. “There’s really nothing else you can try?” The doctor frowns in befuddlement, raking tired eyes over my body. His brows leap up as the world’s least original idea springs to mind. “Has she tried losing weight?””

The amount of feminine rage I feel with this line. How many times have we heard this IRL??

“Maybe you could use a fixer to help.” 😭😭😭

Maclean is a fucking genius. I have zero business getting emotional over Emily’s desk. Holy. Shit.

“It was a bad idea. But history was littered with women making bad decisions about men.”

What a fucking line 🔥

Both trying to woo the other. Both completely oblivious to said wooing. Lord I love this.

“So I stopped trying to date. I have so much love in my life, I’m not sure I need any more. I don’t want - I don’t want to settle for something just to say I have it.”

This. Exactly this.

“What a good elephant.” JFC that line had no business making me giggle-snort that loud 🥵

Do I live under a rock? How did I not know this was so damn kink+?? 😮‍💨

Man I don’t know why I’m struggling to finish this. I feel so disconnected from the story all of a sudden. Maybe it’s the name Kylo. I’m a huge Star Wars nerd and I trip myself up mentally every time his name is on the page.

“All the violent threats are foreplay. I get it. I sooo get it.” Girl same.

The insane push and pull just works 🥵

Cinderella did what…. 😳

Good gravy. No wonder she went after Sizzle immediately with zero hesitation.

The one I’ve been looking forward to most: Vin baby

Lord this love story 🥰