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henry when i GET YOU!!!!

many of these stories have ended in a similar way but i say that with a lot of affection for those endings

“l say it must have been been great to grow up when men were men. He says men have always been what they are now, namely incapable of coping with life without the intervention of God the Almighty. Then in the oven behind him my pizza starts smoking and he says case in point.”

“It made me livid and twice that night I had to step into a closet and perform my Hatred Abatement Breathing.” i’m hollering

listening to the audiobook so this is a rouge estimate of it

reading this on serial reader so it’s gonna take me a while to read it lol

mortal kombat :(

reading for book club!

buddy reading with taylar — aka making them read one of my favorite books of alllll timeeeee

fog of war mention 😭

“but I knew all wants were weapons that could be turned on you anytime. I thought if the story about the woman who turned to salt when she looked back at a city. The moral was either you shouldn’t look back or you shouldn’t be a woman.”

rereading and am just so swept up in the beauty of it once again….

pep doesn’t even have her wallet or ID or ipod!!! what part of that isn’t clicking people!!!!!

i’m enjoying this so far! this feels very fresh and new for kevin wilson, and i’m very excited to see where it’s going to go.

BEN: Well, yeah, by "we" I mean "you"
pleaseeeeee. made me laugh out loud this book is so ridiculous but also i said those EXACT words to leo like. an hour ago<3

do u guys ever read poetry that’s so good that u feel utterly sick to ur stomach bc same

this genre is so fun because it tricks you and makes you think its jut a silly story and the sometimes (not always but sometimes) it will gut punch you right in the end. interview with a moron is one of those stories