Lauren > Recent Status Updates

I think I’m starting to understand the critiques of the book being that it’s premise fits more as a short story but I think there’s a bigger picture being painted here that the author is trying to do of the day to day exhaustion and pressures of motherhood that a short story just wouldn’t be able to do as much (MY OPINION)

There’s some unexpected bars in this book - “She had done the ultimate job of creation, and now she had nothing left. To keep him alive- that was the only artistic gesture she could muster.”

Shawty should’ve ran when she opened that folder 🐺✋🏻 shyts not romantic or funny at ALL just PSYCHOTIC 💃🏻

I feel like the sentence structure is making me feel just as exhausted as the mother

2 masters in studio art???? Queen what???

Never have I ever read nor heard the word “hirsute” in my life 🫥

HURT COMFORT DETECTED MWUAAHAHAHAA

So…. I was wrong… different evil brother 🫠

I CALLED IT MOROZKO WAS THE VOIIICCCEEEE HAHAHAAHAHQH

Must we always have a mention of the breastbone when talking about the necklace?????

ABSOLUTELY CRACKED WAY TO START PART 3 IM SO HOOKED

This just got so dark and scary so quick 🐺✋🏻

So…. That was GROSS! What happened to my whimsy little fairytale 😭😭😭

Ssoooooo NOW everything’s picking up???

IM CALLING IT HES WORSHIPPING THE WINTER KING OOOHHHH THIS IS SO DEEP FRIED

This priest is not safe from my hands WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!?!? HE JUST SLAPPED HER FOR NOTHING!!! GO BACK TO MOSCOVY

“She liked the size of him but not his insolence” is such a BAR

NOOOOOO A POWER HUNGRY PRIEST GET ME OUTTA HERE AINT HE LIKE 14

A CHILD and a PRIEST?!?!?! I know they both young asl but DAMN😃😃😃 I don’t think I likes thghiiisss

I’m recommitting to this book now, I’ve locked in

Benedict ain’t shit and Luke Thompson is easily redeeming his character on the show. This man is so not romantic so idk where the “romancing” is coming from

Benedict needs to take a Valium or something and calm tf down. Yes Sophie lied but also ARENT YPU IN LOVE WITH THE SERVANT GIRL!!! WHAT ELSE COULD SHE HAVE DONE DUMMY

Academia 🫠

I hate how much I’ve been enjoying this…. But I’m SAT! Also embarrassed someone asked me in Bible study what I was reading and I said this and now I fear I’ve been judged… 😃😃😃

I feel like Pyotr’s got… I can’t put my finger on it… but something’s there…

I thought this was gonna be some regular Cinderella retelling and to hate the stepmother… I kinda feel sad for her girl just wanted to be a nun 🥲

Daily reminder that Kip’s dad is an absolute GOAT we love and protect that man

I love when men are deranged and in love

Ilya’s reminding me a lot of Brad Marchand from the Florida Panthers in the way he likes to antagonize everyone the ice… that’s why I love him so much 😭

FINALLY AN ILYA MENTION