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A ski mask Halloween party??? And she’s in a skintight latex batgirl costume??? Personally I find this quite bizarre and the yt-est ISH I’ve ever read to date

SO YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME- THAT THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS BOOK ONLY COMED IN AT THE LAST 100 ID THAT PAGES?!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS RN

Why am I basically in the middle of the book and Wes’s “scheme” of rom com grand gestures hasn’t even happened yet??? But this is the plot on the description?!?! SOMEONE ANSWER FOR THIS CRIME

Clark is 1000% Gay… I will take no further questions thank you and good night. Vintage Kmart old lady purple housecoat?!?!?!

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that this man isn’t aware that Liz doesn’t wanna see him because he BROKE UP WITH HER!!!!!!! AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FLIRT AND JOKE AND IT’S FINE?!?!?! IDIOT

Brownie points for having a somewhat realistic beginning to the plot. Great reminder that romance isn’t always perfect and reality can break it up sometimes. Love that Wes is being peak Yearner to get his girl back

Will always be torn to shreds with how good Miss Jimenez is with writing about romance entangled with grief/trauma

The best love story in this book was HANDS DOWN Gabriel and CECILY ENEMIES TO LOVERS GLORY YALL ARE SLEEPING ON THEM

Miss Clare PLEASE STOP killing off my cinnamon roll men how DARE you leave charlotte a WIDOW!!! WHAG IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

Wait I did just realize I have an actual problem with this her FIANCÉE reportedly JUST DIED!!! WILL IS HIS PARABATAI AND YOU SCREWING YOUR DEAD FIANCÉES BESTIE?!?!?!?!? AS YOUR DYING WISH! MAAM respectfully get a GRIP

So… you’re trying to tell me… they actively just had sex… INTERCOURSE!!! IN THEIR PRISON INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET OUT! not gonna lie when im about to DIE my absolute last thought would be “let me lose my v card”

Mortising needs to be castrated and have it fed to vultures this joint is NASSTYyyy!!! You planNED WHAT for HOW LONG?!?!?! SHE IS NOT EVEN 18 BRO I DONT CARE IF THIS WAS THE 1800s!!!! this man going to hell I’m SICK!

I know this is about to hurt me so bad

JEM GIRLIES RISE UUUPPPPP 😜😜🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻✊🏻💚 I LOVE THIS MAN AND WHIKE THIS PROPOSAL LOWKEY WACK ILL TAKE IT

Someone tell me WHY ON EARTH charlotte and Henry clearing up this misunderstanding THE MOST emotional part for his whole book for me 😭😭 and I’ve been put through the mother freaking RINNGGGERRRR for this

I do really hate this narrative that the man who ignores you, makes your emotions on 10, and needs to be stupid passionate that it pisses you off chronically means he the one for you. HHAAATEEE THAT GROW UP AND GET A JOB because that’s so high school. JEM IS ELITE I DONT. ARE ALL YALL CAN SUCK A LEMON

I too would blame a man’s love confession on a fever even if he is indeed dying

The hoes are FFFIIGGHHTTIINNNNGGGGGGGG

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE WAY YOUR FAMILY RING LOOKS ON HER FINGER YOU USED AS A DECOY FOR THE TRIP?!?!?!? JEM DONT PLAY WITH ME PLLLSSS

THIS FREAKING STARKWEATHER GUY KNOWS TESSA’S FACE!!! I’m calling
It she’s some like reincarnated warlock or she’s got the same face as a warlock from like a century ago OR SHE JUST IMMORTAL WHO HAD HER BRAIN WIPED IDK BUT THIS WOMAN AINT REAL

So you’re trying to tell me Church is the same cat from city of
Bones?!?!?! HOMIE IS IMMORTAL?!?!?!

Number one the guy is this cover is NOT my Jem and number TWO! Love how this second one is reading more like a movie in my head but also I NEED WILL TO LOCK TF IN BRO JEM IS FINNA GET YO GIRRRLLLLL (I wouldn’t be upseeettt thoughhh)

BAHAAHAHAH Homie is so cooked he’s looking for an indifference potion to stop being in love with Tessa… buddy you burned that bridge in the last book. MY TESSA AND JEM MENTION OF THE FIRST CHAPTER I LIOOVVVEEEEE

BUCKLE UP LOSERS WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE

Bro, Tessa, all you can do is shapeshift dawg DO NOT GO OUT INTO TREACHEROUS ROADS BEING DUMB

There’s no way Jessamine suggested playing cards to a gambling addict…. She’s a joke 😀😀😀

Bro they’re absolutely gonna die there’s no WAAAYYYY this book is gonna make me hate mechanics

HES A DRUG ADDICTED?!?!?! YOURE FREAKING JOOKKINNGGG ME BRO HES GONNA DIIEEE IM NOT HAPPYYYY

Why is him taking off her glove so SENSUAL?!?! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THE ROMANCE AWAAAYYYY FROM MMMEEEE

AAAYYYOOOOOO WHY YOU KISSING HIM HE NEEDS TO DRINK HIS LITERAL HOLY WATER