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JEM GIRLIES RISE UUUPPPPP 😜😜🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻✊🏻💚 I LOVE THIS MAN AND WHIKE THIS PROPOSAL LOWKEY WACK ILL TAKE IT

Someone tell me WHY ON EARTH charlotte and Henry clearing up this misunderstanding THE MOST emotional part for his whole book for me 😭😭 and I’ve been put through the mother freaking RINNGGGERRRR for this

I do really hate this narrative that the man who ignores you, makes your emotions on 10, and needs to be stupid passionate that it pisses you off chronically means he the one for you. HHAAATEEE THAT GROW UP AND GET A JOB because that’s so high school. JEM IS ELITE I DONT. ARE ALL YALL CAN SUCK A LEMON

I too would blame a man’s love confession on a fever even if he is indeed dying

The hoes are FFFIIGGHHTTIINNNNGGGGGGGG

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE WAY YOUR FAMILY RING LOOKS ON HER FINGER YOU USED AS A DECOY FOR THE TRIP?!?!?!? JEM DONT PLAY WITH ME PLLLSSS

THIS FREAKING STARKWEATHER GUY KNOWS TESSA’S FACE!!! I’m calling
It she’s some like reincarnated warlock or she’s got the same face as a warlock from like a century ago OR SHE JUST IMMORTAL WHO HAD HER BRAIN WIPED IDK BUT THIS WOMAN AINT REAL

So you’re trying to tell me Church is the same cat from city of
Bones?!?!?! HOMIE IS IMMORTAL?!?!?!

Number one the guy is this cover is NOT my Jem and number TWO! Love how this second one is reading more like a movie in my head but also I NEED WILL TO LOCK TF IN BRO JEM IS FINNA GET YO GIRRRLLLLL (I wouldn’t be upseeettt thoughhh)

BAHAAHAHAH Homie is so cooked he’s looking for an indifference potion to stop being in love with Tessa… buddy you burned that bridge in the last book. MY TESSA AND JEM MENTION OF THE FIRST CHAPTER I LIOOVVVEEEEE

BUCKLE UP LOSERS WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE

Bro, Tessa, all you can do is shapeshift dawg DO NOT GO OUT INTO TREACHEROUS ROADS BEING DUMB

There’s no way Jessamine suggested playing cards to a gambling addict…. She’s a joke 😀😀😀

Bro they’re absolutely gonna die there’s no WAAAYYYY this book is gonna make me hate mechanics

HES A DRUG ADDICTED?!?!?! YOURE FREAKING JOOKKINNGGG ME BRO HES GONNA DIIEEE IM NOT HAPPYYYY

Why is him taking off her glove so SENSUAL?!?! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THE ROMANCE AWAAAYYYY FROM MMMEEEE

AAAYYYOOOOOO WHY YOU KISSING HIM HE NEEDS TO DRINK HIS LITERAL HOLY WATER

Why is Jem literally a sick Victorian child?!?!?

Why do I feel like this whole vampire ceremony thing is a metaphor for sex slavery 😭😭😭

Why’s charlotte kinda speaking bars rn?!?! “Whoever loves you now- and you must love yourself- will love the truth of you” 🐥🐥🐥

No work of fiction could possibly be worth 1000 pages… so why is this revamped dramione fic 1030?!?!?!?!?

My attention span sucks and yes I’m starting another book and I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

I hate this man’s inner dialogue so much. I’m not rooting for him, I think he’s gross and fetishy, and I despise how he views women

Wait charlotte no I’m sure they love you 😭😭😭

Sooo Henry’s Dr. Frankenstein… cool great this couldn’t POSSIBLY end well could it

IM FREAKIN TWEAKING RN WHY AM I SO ENTERTAINED???? The rich mechanic man of London is a shadow hunter too?!?!?!?!?

DOES HENRY GOT A SPRINKLE A THE TISM?!?!?!?!?!?!!

HOW MUCH BEEF IS THERE WITH MISS LOVACE BRO WHAT HAPPEEENNNDDEDS

I’m savoring Tessa and Jen’s first meeting like it’s my last day on earth 😭

OMMMGGGG THE MUSIC IS MY QUIET BOI JEMMMMM I love him and he’s already in one scene